Google headquarters has installed some super-sexy Japanese Toto toilets that feature front and rear cleansing along with a dryer and some sort of insane energy saver timer that ensure you don’t sit there washing yourself all day. SFist has some creepy pictures of the whole set-up.
The real question: is there an API?










I honestly don’t know if I want to know what WAND CLEANING is!
Wand cleaning? O_o
Yeah, I’m not going to touch that one with a ten foot… well, wand.
Nothing says pampered like space toilets!
“The real question: is there an API?” Can’t stop laughing about that.
They really need some “social” functionality too.
F…….. you