Super Chuck Norris Bros. isn’t NEW new, but it’s still awesome – just like Chuck Norris. If you’ve seen this before, I apologize. I just came across it on Geekologie.
Also, I invite you to come up with a better title for this post – along the lines of ChuckNorrisFacts.com. Leave it in the comments section, if you please.
Hasn’t this horrible fad of Chuck Norris worship ended yet?
Chuck Norris doesn’t play Super Mario Brothers. The controller would turn to dust.
Chuck Norris mows through mushrooms and flying turtles better than hippies ever could.
When Super Mario powers up, he’s still got Chuck Norris-envy.
When Nielson ratings return their results, Chuck Norris cries because his show got canceled. Presumably because those ratings were low, I don’t know. That’s not even a saying.
When Chuck Norris supports a Presidential candidate, that (POS) candidate fails because nobody cares what Chuck Norris thinks. I like that one better.
The ability to roundhouse kick in Super Chuck Norris Brothers was removed by the developers. During testing, the move was so powerful it caused the console to explode, killing 2 beta testers.