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	<title>Comments on: Chuck Norris&#8217; princess isn&#8217;t in another castle, Chuck Norris has the castle in his pants (or something)</title>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/07/10/chuck-norris-princess-isnt-in-another-castle-chuck-norris-has-the-castle-in-his-pants-or-something/comment-page-1/#comment-763652</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The ability to roundhouse kick in Super Chuck Norris Brothers was removed by the developers. During testing, the move was so powerful it caused the console to explode, killing 2 beta testers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The ability to roundhouse kick in Super Chuck Norris Brothers was removed by the developers. During testing, the move was so powerful it caused the console to explode, killing 2 beta testers.</p>
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		<title>By: thebonafortuna</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/07/10/chuck-norris-princess-isnt-in-another-castle-chuck-norris-has-the-castle-in-his-pants-or-something/comment-page-1/#comment-763635</link>
		<dc:creator>thebonafortuna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When Nielson ratings return their results, Chuck Norris cries because his show got canceled.  Presumably because those ratings were low, I don&#039;t know.  That&#039;s not even a saying.

When Chuck Norris supports a Presidential candidate, that (POS) candidate fails because nobody cares what Chuck Norris thinks.  I like that one better.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Nielson ratings return their results, Chuck Norris cries because his show got canceled.  Presumably because those ratings were low, I don&#8217;t know.  That&#8217;s not even a saying.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris supports a Presidential candidate, that (POS) candidate fails because nobody cares what Chuck Norris thinks.  I like that one better.</p>
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		<title>By: Rene</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rene</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck Norris doesn&#039;t play Super Mario Brothers. The controller would turn to dust.

Chuck Norris mows through mushrooms and flying turtles better than hippies ever could.

When Super Mario powers up, he&#039;s still got Chuck Norris-envy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t play Super Mario Brothers. The controller would turn to dust.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris mows through mushrooms and flying turtles better than hippies ever could.</p>
<p>When Super Mario powers up, he&#8217;s still got Chuck Norris-envy.</p>
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		<title>By: Jameson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jameson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hasn&#039;t this horrible fad of Chuck Norris worship ended yet?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hasn&#8217;t this horrible fad of Chuck Norris worship ended yet?</p>
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