Comments on: Comcast and Vonage, new best friends http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/07/10/comcast-and-vonage-new-best-friends/ Gadgets, gear and computer hardware. Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:27:46 -0500 hourly 1 By: Spanky http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/07/10/comcast-and-vonage-new-best-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-764194 Spanky Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:58:42 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/?p=29595#comment-764194 Man, if I was on the board of a monopoly, I'd be all like, "Hey, Vonage, why don't we do a press release so that people know that we're all cool and stuff." And then, Vonage would be all like, "Well, you just sued me for patent infringement and went out of your way to offer a really inferior competitor to me." And then, I'd be like, "Well, I don't want to be hit with a RICO suit so I'm like, sorry and stuff." Then, Vonage would be all like, "OK, please use some lubricant next time." And then, we'd have some of our pr hacks call their pf hacks and we'd put together a press release that would tell our stupid customers that, "Hey, we're not really a domineering monopoly and hey, Vonage is still in business. You remember them?" That's what I would do for sure. Man, if I was on the board of a monopoly, I’d be all like, “Hey, Vonage, why don’t we do a press release so that people know that we’re all cool and stuff.”
And then, Vonage would be all like, “Well, you just sued me for patent infringement and went out of your way to offer a really inferior competitor to me.” And then, I’d be like, “Well, I don’t want to be hit with a RICO suit so I’m like, sorry and stuff.” Then, Vonage would be all like, “OK, please use some lubricant next time.” And then, we’d have some of our pr hacks call their pf hacks and we’d put together a press release that would tell our stupid customers that, “Hey, we’re not really a domineering monopoly and hey, Vonage is still in business. You remember them?”

That’s what I would do for sure.

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