Comments on: An apology… and a dark gift – Last chance

By: Tabrej

Tabrej — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:56:04 +0000

i = Idiotic
P = Pathetic
H = Hopeless
O = Only for duffers
N = Never Buy
E = Expensive

By: Donate iPhone

Donate iPhone — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:24:24 +0000

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By: greatslack

greatslack — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:44:55 +0000

Thanks for the votes, guys

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:30:27 +0000

look at that dumbass in the red polo in the beginning of the clip…

By: so do i

so do i — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:19:43 +0000

me too

By: Bat21

Bat21 — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:12:03 +0000

The iPhone is the most over-hyped piece of shit ever crapped out by Steve Jobs. In Japan, you could buy a Hello Kitty phone with the same features 3 years ago.
My local newscast had an OMG IT’S THE IPHONE story yesterday afternoon. A reporter was standing in front of the Apple store while the iSheep dutifully stood in line. A douchebag was there with an acoustic guitar and sang about Apple. When the reporter talked to him, he yelped, “This is a spiritual, uplifting moment for us all!” I wanted to yank that guitar out of his hands and smash it over his empty head. I WILL NEVER GET AN IPHONE BECAUSE I WANT NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THAT ASSHAT!
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/media?id=6260146

By: Wayne

Wayne — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:42:51 +0000

The iPhone 2G blows goats… but at least it costs a lot less (upfront at least) than the 1G!

By: Back Stroke

Back Stroke — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:53:08 +0000

Holding the new iphone is like a large gerbil making its way into Richard Gears lower bowls, as if there is some enjoyment from something so awkward. On that not we should mention the crowd that the iphone is marketed towards. Is it the same crowd that Ford Motor Company got pigeonholed with Jaguar last year fore? With the extensive qualifications needed for the iphone one of them should be loafers or a pair of Birkenstocks. Great job marketing guys I am not going to need some Ocean Pacific short cut off and showing my ass, so when I pull out my iphone, no one can mistake me for being straight! Apple might have got one thing right the vibrate feature has been upgraded. What about all the customers that complained about the call volume? Apple decided that was not important feature just turn it sideways and look coverflow. Well that’s great but how the fuc* can I hear the person on the other end. Over engineered, Iphone was made in china but you would thing it was made in Germany. Over engineered, lacks the basics to actually function as a phone. Don’t worry you can browse the internet at high speed and listen to your music but please reboot the phone if you need to make a call. It’s like purchasing a 5 series BMW all show no go, and the pricks on the outside! You get the car and after enjoying it for a month or two some fatal error comes on the screen and away the car goes into BMW apple-care. Shipped away to a far mysterious place as they fix something they did not make in the USA. Once you do get the paper wait back it works briefly and then breaks again. On that note I would like to leave you with this, I much rather do the backstroke through and alligator infested pond with a dead chicken tied to my crank than use the iphone.

By: oscar velasco

oscar velasco — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:15:34 +0000

iShit on the iPhone’s mother’s bloody cunt! ¡Mierda!

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:04:29 +0000

Well if you want a phone not to work get the iphone…or pick up a brick off the stret, it’s basically the same thing. Stupid Brick

By: ryan

ryan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:04:34 +0000

The Iphone is a total piece of shit crap that should be shoved back up Steve Job’s butt by the unlubricated fist of Bill Gates.
It smells. It stinks worse than rotten fish ass served on a cow pie and ash tray platter on a 110 degree day at the city dump.
It causes global warming, world hunger, communism, racism, blue screens of death, high gas prices, and brain cancer in puppies.
It’s so bad, Hitler would have given his to Rasputin because it was just “too evil”.
Satan sold his on eBay. With no reserved price. Again, just “too evil”.
It will help your Mom find your hidden porn stash.
It repels girls worse than Dungeons and Dragons.
The Iphone is not your friend. In fact, it wants to sleep with your girlfriend and take pictures and post them online.
The Iphone makes Whiskey taste like vinegar and beer get warm fast.

By: Charley Cui

Charley Cui — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:25:53 +0000

The iPhone is awesome. That’s how bad it is.

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:08:12 +0000

What a DINGLEBERRY HANGING, turd squirting, piece of DOG SHIT the Iphone is! I mean, what tha FUCK were they thinking about puttting this lame piece off ass wipe hardware out on the market? You cant even take pictures of your UGLY fucking girlfriend and her pimpled ass face with the shitty NO FLASH camera!

I mean come on Apple, how about pulling your head out of your fucking ass next time and make an iphone and can do some damn good!

Ah hell….its not even worth it, im done!

By: Steve Jabs

Steve Jabs — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:59:46 +0000

Dear iPhone,

I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU YUCKY DIRTY CREEPY PHONE!

I Will Never Love You,

Steve Jabs

p.s. I’m lying, I love you dearly, I just want to win that stupid Nokia phone so I can sell it on Craigslist and then buy your 3G sister… or beer.

p.s.s – In retrospect I probably should not have typed the original p.s.

By: Seth Levy

Seth Levy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:38:41 +0000

I-phone, you have ruined being a geek. Every fucking honkey thinks he is the shit with his little touch screen piece of crap. The ‘keyboard’ makes me yearn for a big clunky typewriter. Oh, and ATT can suck a fuck too.

By: J Rob

J Rob — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:08:16 +0000

iPhone Two Proverb:
Something about a fool and their
money soon parted.

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:43:46 +0000

I rather speedrun Superman 64 than get a iPhone.

By: Josh

Josh — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:43:42 +0000

I’d rather have a line of old men teabag me while I’m tied to a chair dumped in milk naked with a mouth full of sunflower seeds as raccoons licks me while a man above me empties bucks of feces into a spinning fan, raining shit, as I am forced to listen to the Cher discography than have an iPhone.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:16:44 +0000

They call it a smart phone now. Really without a keyboard and cut and paste what real businessman would use it. One that doesn’t have to use it to work.

By: MATT

MATT — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:42:45 +0000

the iphone causes liver cancer.