Not since the invention of the Spork has such a masterpiece of meal-time enjoyment rocked dinner tables worldwide. Enter, the Zing! Spoon – a spring-loaded spoon with handy finger mount.

Let your family know that you know about being cut out of the will with a nice glob of mashed potatoes to the forehead. Tell your girlfriend it’s not her, it’s you with some healthy oatmeal all over her work clothes. Tell the warden he needn’t worry about you building a shank out of your handy-dandy food-flinging spoon – you’d be a damn fool to destroy it and springs have never been good for stabbing people.

Available at SpoonSisters.com for $9.95 [via Neatorama].