Updating your iPhone reduces yellow coloration, we are all dying, slowly

by John Biggs on July 14, 2008

6.8 million American adults are morbidly obese

Ars Technica is reporting that by updating your firmware to 5A347 you can reduce that nasty yellow color of your iPhone. In related news, we are at war in Iraq and Afghanistan, there is a presidential election on right now, we could begin bombing Iran in the next month or so, and Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are receiving government assistance due to a wide-reaching financial panic. We are all currently aging and will die sooner than later. Puppies are cute. Maybe you should call your parents?

Turin - July 14th, 2008 at 10:26 am PDT

Ignorance is bliss. So it will change the colour of the screen you say? Interesting….

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Bassem B. - July 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm PDT

I love you.

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hawk88 - July 14th, 2008 at 1:38 pm PDT

I love the side by side comparison

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hario - July 14th, 2008 at 3:51 pm PDT

nice caption

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Michael - July 14th, 2008 at 3:57 pm PDT

Well yea, but the iPhone 3Gs display temperature is too warm!

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- John Biggs - July 14th, 2008 at 4:15 pm PDT
  
  You’re right, michael! How could I overlook that!
  
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Paul G - July 14th, 2008 at 5:14 pm PDT

Wait a second, we are at war with Iraq. I thought we just went in there with a steamroller. Shock and awe baby, shock and awe. ;)

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jhg - July 28th, 2008 at 4:01 am PDT

u fuckin wanker americans get a life

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