Joel at BBG discovered this delightfully simple bidet system, called the GoBidet. You simply move the handle into place when needed and shoot a little water up there. Dead simple.
I’ve been waiting for GoBidet (HA!) ever since my aborted attempt at installing my own butt-washing toilet, the SpaLoo in my own home. I think this is the year when I’ll finally be able to wash my nethers sans hands.
The Spaloo comes with everything you need to install it. Why you couldn’t install it or why you lost the parts used to install it or why you didn’t call me for help blows my mind. Why don’t you send the Spaloo back?