Do you have energy pockets near your deflanged tweeter? Are you franules kurrated and your green graphite isotonic cones remolding your audio energy? Pure Music has something for you. Their Acoustic System Phase Corrector, made of instrument grade maple, will improve your overall listening experience by dissipating and disrupting the Marshall’s Angle of Attack of your audio strancule. For $150, this block of wood will begin working immediately, making your Collector’s Grade Gold Master of Rush’s Roll the Bones sound like the sexual activity of cherubs.
Fools with money please apply.
UPDATE – We just received some amazing exclusive audio from Pure Music to prove that the Phase Corrector works. Pop through for a listen.
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Note the flat bass and un-twirled flanging. This is poor reproductive quality.
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Better, right? Can you here the brightness of the waddle filters? I thought so. Suck on it, naysayers.
I don’t know what was more mentally painful, the exsistance of this product or the forced humor in this Crunchgear article…
I find it hard to believe this is real, are you sure its not just a joke product, like those wooden volume knobs that everybody thought were a serious product?
Oh FRANULE kurration was my problem! And the strancules: I should have suspected them! There’s always been that annoying scrointch of dekarmatic energy behind my 8-track version of Tom Jones’ “What’s New Pussycat”, making it sound like a midwestern cattle branding party, but I’m sure a pair of these will help. What’s that you say? Instrument grade maple? You mean the antartic imported kind? I just GOTTA have some.
damn i thought this was a special edition mac mini or something.
Does it work for headphones?