Not to spoil Kreppie’s virgin live blogging gig or anything, but Dell has posted two new Precision model laptops onto the site.

* Dual-core? No, YOU WANT quad-core processing power.
* 8GB memory limitation? Forget that, YOU WANT more.
* Storage. A few hundred Gig? YOU WANT a Terabyte and RAID.
* 17″ screen? Yes, but YOU WANT 100% Adobe color gamut RGBLED.
* 512MB of dedicated graphics memory? No, YOU WANT more.

We’ll let Kreppie get the full details on the M4400 and M2400 since Dell hasn’t revealed everything just yet.