10 Days of CrunchGear: The Man in the Mirror

We at CrunchGear know that you have a huge pornography collection. Sure, it’s not regular pornography - it’s furry porn - and by “you” we mean “me, John Biggs,” but I’m in such deep denial that I equate all my failings to everyone else. That said, we would like to offer you/me 2 terabytes of pornography storage as part of our 10 Days of CrunchGear giveaway. Behold, friends, the Western Digital My Book Mirror Edition 2TB monster drive :

Secure your vital data with WD’s My Book Mirror Edition dual-drive storage system with RAID Mirroring. With RAID-based continuous data protection, automatic data backup software, and user-serviceability, this is the perfect backup system for your irreplaceable data.

RAID - for when you don’t want to lose your pornography.

How do you win?

Leave a comment. We’ll pick one commenter at random. Remember to include your real email address in the E-mail address field. Do not write your e-mail address in the body of the e-mail. To do so invites ridicule and a vague sense of dishonor.

Rules: You can win once per day, but you can enter multiple times per post and per day provided the comment content is different each time.

481 Comments/Pingbacks so far

 
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Juice (Who am I?)

I’m eccentric.

 
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dcawvive (Who am I?)

Do you also have the furries as star trek characters porn? (hey, someone needs to leave a comment to get this started.)

 
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Boutros-Boutros (Who am I?)

will you sharing your collection with the winner?

It’ll be one of those cases of ….
oh look, this nifty new drive came pre-loaded…
i won’t tell.

 
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dcawvive (Who am I?)

where did my comment go?

 
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Jameson (Who am I?)

I think you meant 2TB, but it’s ok. I still want it.

 
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Jeffrey Blais (Who am I?)

You can never have enough storage!

 
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christal e (Who am I?)

Sign me up :)

 
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Steve Jabs (Who am I?)

Ok… this is something I actually really want.

 
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Jeremy Jones (Who am I?)

My home server could use the extra space.

 
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darley (Who am I?)

2GB? How will I ever fill it?

 
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Stelios (Who am I?)

ohohoho i want to store all my porn there … but will only one be enough ?

 
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Stelios (Who am I?)

yeah …. where is my comment :P

2TB …. pick me pick me pick me…

 
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barry (Who am I?)

Fantastic - hope you have something new

 
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Jayson Powell (Who am I?)

Hopefully they mean 2TB…

 
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MB (Who am I?)

this would go great with my macbook pro soon.
happy b-day.

 
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Sascha (Who am I?)

Once again the CG spelling mistakes engine does not disappoint, transforming 2TB of storage into a puny 2GB speck of ridiculousness. I hope it works with my 34 Bit Coar 3 Duplo Processor…

Is it really asked too much to read through your own post one more time before hitting the submit button?

 
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Mark CrunchGear (Who am I?)

Happy Birthday! May you have many many more.

 
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Mark CrunchGear (Who am I?)

Happy Birthday! May you have many many more.

 
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Tim (Who am I?)

Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the biggest drive of them all?

 
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Brent M. (Who am I?)

Could use that.

 
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Chris (Who am I?)

Mmmm, terabytes.

 
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Jared (Who am I?)

I’m old. Gimmee

 
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Jonathan (Who am I?)

This could be quite useful.

 
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bpm2000 (Who am I?)

2TB? sure!

 
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Little Red Ryan Hood (Who am I?)

Pick me Pick me! I need this. More than a fish needs a bicycle!

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

This

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

comment

 
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jeremy (Who am I?)

OH THIS IS THE WINNER - out of everything Ive seen this is the one I actually need. Hey share the birthday wealth and happiness with me!

Thanks CrunchGear!

 
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Matt (Who am I?)

This would be a good start on a backup for my porn collection but I may have to pick up a couple more to hold the rest of it.

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

is

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

striped.

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

(RAID 0, of course)

 
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Porn Lover and Product Winner (Who am I?)

The name sounds great right? Happy Birthday and pass the greatest of porn and RAID to this guy !

 
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John (Who am I?)

P
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:)

 
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Billy Myers (Who am I?)

Will it come pre-loaded with the p0rn? I get tired with all the transferring…

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

Happy birthday CG!

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

2 TB ought to be enough for anybody.

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

Yes, but where are the tebibytes?

 
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At Random (Who am I?)

Did I win?

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

What a magnificent place to put my first CG comment!

 
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Tim (Who am I?)

Hmmmm Toasty

 
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J EZ (Who am I?)

2,000,000,000 bytes of tasty goodness

 
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Jonathan (Who am I?)

Sounds good.

 
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gi joe (Who am I?)

porn? naw - i’ll fill it with biblical stories and pictures as well videos of all of my charity work….maybe a little porn….

 
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Dave Rhein (Who am I?)

I have porn, and need more room…please help me out with this…

 
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Steve (Who am I?)

Oh hell, entry+1.

 
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Jonathan (Who am I?)