We at CrunchGear know that you have a huge pornography collection. Sure, it’s not regular pornography – it’s furry porn – and by “you” we mean “me, John Biggs,” but I’m in such deep denial that I equate all my failings to everyone else. That said, we would like to offer you/me 2 terabytes of pornography storage as part of our 10 Days of CrunchGear giveaway. Behold, friends, the Western Digital My Book Mirror Edition 2TB monster drive :
Secure your vital data with WD’s My Book Mirror Edition dual-drive storage system with RAID Mirroring. With RAID-based continuous data protection, automatic data backup software, and user-serviceability, this is the perfect backup system for your irreplaceable data.
RAID – for when you don’t want to lose your pornography.
How do you win?
Leave a comment. We’ll pick one commenter at random. Remember to include your real email address in the E-mail address field. Do not write your e-mail address in the body of the e-mail. To do so invites ridicule and a vague sense of dishonor.
Rules: You can win once per day, but you can enter multiple times per post and per day provided the comment content is different each time.
My old external drive just crapped the bed. Unfortunately it had all my porn on it, not only do i need a new HD but also some new porn…
Wonder if it comes with porn on it….
Great blog plus great giveaway, what more could I ask?
I’m in!
Please please please let me get what I want.
Happy Birthday CG! I could really use this hard drive.
Sounds good. +1
I’ve been wanting/needing one of these things for the longest time but haven’t been able to justify the cost. Pleeeease let the CG gods be with me!
pick me!
I sure wouldn’t mind that much spare storage!
o, and Happy Birthday CrunchGear.
where is my spare storage!…looks like in the picture! :)
Gimme Gimme!
Why do I need it? So I can say yep got 2TB at home.
happy bday!
Finally time to rip the offline connection
Err… I won’t use it for storing porns though.
It would be great for my Home Office; data storage, backups etc.
As my son would say, Crunchgear Rocks!
Happy birthday, Crunchgear!
happy bday crunchgear!
Also, this 2TB drive is kind of amazingly awesome.
Need…. more… spaaaaace!
Happy bday some more!!
Haiku for CG:
Crunchgear holds my heart,
Teasing with hard drive magic,
Running low on space
OK, I actually want this one
Peter Ha is an ass! Awwwwwwwe yeah, you know it. I said it before and I say it again.
Plz pick me plz pick me so I can have more roomz for all my LOLCats collection or maybe to just d’load the Intarwebs so I can cancel Comca$t. It prolly won’t work with my Tandy anyway. :(
hmmm, intriguing…
Porn?
Thats right, multiple comments
Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have to store stuff on extra CF and SD cards because you’re so low on space? Please help me Crunchgear!
2TB
yum…..
I’d try to leave a witty comment, but I’m all tapped out
Let’s reward the old school fans/readers of crunchgear! woohoo! I really want this one! wOoT!
TB.
Its not just for tuberculosis any more
happy bday crunchgear!
So how bad do I want this item? I actually looked up “how to make a haiku” just so I could write a freagin Haiku about wanting this prize. THAT is dedication!
happy bday!
I won’t stoop to writing haikus, but i will post multiple times
Yeah, I don’t think 2GB will go very far, but I’ll take it!!!!
Happy birthday to you CG
I’m evening mixing up the email addresses just for fun
HDD, i wants it.
It’s all good and all Mine….
I need this for my Jenna Jameson collection! My laptop is running slower by the minute!
H.B.C.G.
Insert porn joke here.
Work vs CG Contest … i choose contest.
Ooo!
Ooo!
Pick Me!
Pick Me!
Is it true this drive can contain all of the interwebs?
CG contest > *
Can you say something is “monster” without getting sued by Monster(idiots).com? DOH! I said “monster” – now I’m going to get sued!
DOH!!! Just realized I had said “it” again – now I’ll be sued twice!
me want two please…..or just one if thats all you are giving away.
me want two please…..or just one if thats all you are giving away.
“Juice”, Jeffrey, Jeremy, “At Random” and I are all dedicated enough to actually have previously made commenting icons for Crunchgear. That shows committment! I’m rooting for us! wOoT!