While there are plenty of alternative remedies for testicular cancer – St. John’s Wort, Rolfing, going to the freaking doctor and having him cut the cancer out – none are quite as ridiculous as the VIBE machine, a Vibrational Integration Bio-Photonic Energizer. Like an audiophile’s snake-oil “power conditioner,” the VIBE machine is supposed to get your body’s vibrations all in sync, ensuring you die of cancer.
Sadly, a 32-year-old man believed the VIBE peddler and paid him thousands of dollars over the last few months of his life only to be felled by cancer.
Donald Brandt treated the man, who was diagnosed with testicular cancer, for more than a year although the man’s physician had recommended immediate surgery to save his life. After refusing surgery and spending several thousand dollars on the device treatments, the man died Dec. 14, 2004, of cancer, leaving a wife and three young children.
The placebo effect is real but medicine is realer. CrunchGear’s advice? Eat right, exercise, and pray you don’t get cancer and when you do don’t trust people who wave props from Dr. Who in your face.
2004? Why is this just now a story?
You for get to mention the documented cases of the numerous people that have had remission of cancer following the use of this machine. Where it be real or placebo it matters not what matters is that hey used it and then the cancer left.
You also neglected to mention the huge number of people that receieve chemo and other medical procedures that cost a fortune and yet they still die of cancer after much pain and misery. For for some reason becuase the AMA and FDA say it’s ok that makes it valid.
If your going to post this stuff be fair and objective, not biased. Unless you have used the machine which I have, you have not idea of the effect it has. Does it cure cancer? I don’t know I am not sick.
I do know that I and everyone that has used it has felt a difference after using it. Placebo maybe? But who cares the results are what count.
Actually the story posted on this website is not true. I work for VIBE Technologies and the gentlemen you are referring to died on December 14, 2004. Dr. Brandt did not buy a machine until December 31st and actually did not receive it until January 3, 2005. The gentlemen you are referring to never used a VIBE Machine. I have the documents to back this up if anyone is interested. Once again, it is proven that you can say anything on the internet and people will glady beleive it. My email is sandi@vibetechnologies.com
For anyone that has read anything negative about the VIBE machine, the FDA has planted it. With that being said, I certainly hope that you have a clue why they would not want to make a positive statement and you do not have to be rocket scientist to figure it out. More FDA Bullshit. People are dying from eating peanut butter tainted and these jerk offs are chasing Vibe Machines for their pharmaceutical buddies. They are all scumbags and corrupt. The FDA’s paychecks come from the pharmaceutical industry.
I think the VIBE machine, colloidal silver, homeopathy, “vitamin B17″ and everything alternative medicine is a boon to society. Please stop making fun of it and support it.
Let these people get what’s coming to them!
I have witnessed the vibe machine in my area helping to dissolve tumors in at least 6 people at last count. I have also seen it help numerous people with problems from depression to pain and and many other things. It is a wonderful machine and has given me much more energy….
Seems to be the real deal.
I have secondary cancers in the head and tail of the pancreas and the bone. I feel wonderful and have done so since findiing out about it and starting to vibe three times a week over a year ago. Mambo Sawa – Life is good AND that is thanks to vibing, no one else could offer me “cures” or any hope.
VG
God bless the people at Vibe Technologies! As a 63 year old male who has done physical labor all my working life and also suffered sports injuries in my youth, my body has been in pain for the last eight years. Yeah, meds helped but the side effects were almost as bad. After just one Vibe session i was able to get out of my chair without “making that old man grunt ( as my wife calls it)” As i continued sessions, mobility returned to my neck, hands knees and back.
A few months later we moved to a part of the country where I could not find a Vibe center. I found the pain gradually returning to my joints and my doctor wanted to put me back on meds. I talked it over with my wife and decided to buy a Vibe machine and i’m glad i did. I’m feeling better than I have in years . My buddies laughed at me for spending so much money but now they come over for treatments. I should charge them but it’s just so nice to see them feel better. I guess what i’m trying to say is – don’t knock it if you have not yet tried it.