Brett Ratner should be kicked in the balls for wanting to make a Guitar Hero movie
- August 29th, 2008
- 9 Comments
The general public enjoys Guitar Hero, Brett. They don’t want you butchering another pop culture icon like you did with the last X-Men movie, douchebag.
“I love ‘Guitar Hero’ and I think it’s a part of pop culture. I would love to do a ‘Guitar Hero’ movie, if Activision would ever let me. I’m trying to convince them, but why would you have a movie screw up such a huge franchise? Not that I would make a bad movie. So that would be cool, to do a ‘Guitar Hero’ movie. ”
What would the plot line be?
“It could be about a kid from a small town who dreams of being a rock star and he wins the ‘Guitar Hero’ competition. One of these dreams-[come-true] kind of concepts.”
Very original, Brett. Pat yourself on the back for that one.
Activision, please don’t let this ever happen.
Travis
3 months ago
This man is a void of talent and creativity. Someone should stop him before he makes ANY more movies - including this one!
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Tom (Who am I?)
3 months ago
I think one South Park episode is enough! :-)
thebonafortuna (Who am I?)
3 months ago
I don’t get the South Park reference?
It was while the abortion that was X-Men 3 I swore off going to movies. It lasted through The Dark Knight, and now back in effect.
This man shouldn’t be allowed near a movie set ever again. Let him make the creepy Burger King commercials or something instead. That seems like an appropriate punishment.
Chad Lake (Who am I?)
3 months ago
It’s the South Park episode Guitar Queero.
Paul G (Who am I?)
3 months ago
If someone could remake the movie like KingPin - it might be really funny. Problem is Ratner will make it too serious and try to force some shitty message.
Chad Lake (Who am I?)
3 months ago
It should be about a nerd who can’t get any. He wants to learn how to play the guitar so he can try to get some but he even sucks at that. So, he invents guitar hero and plays the guitar digitally. He ends up being rich and gets so much from dirty whores its more than he can handle and then develops ED. Poor nerd, poor nerd.
anthony (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Yes! Best idea I’ve heard yet.
It’d be way too much like Napoleon Dynamite or Little Miss Sunshine if they made this movie.
Lets not forget that Ratner did do Rush Hour 2, that was decent
Andrew Edmark (Who am I?)
3 months ago
So basically he wants to remake “The Wiz” but with Guitar Hero instead of Super Mario Brothers 3.
Ezekiel (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Like the movie North Shore except with GH?