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Do they include a matching pair of sweatpants?

Back to the drawing board.

Shoes only Biggs would wear.

Shoes you wish you hadn’t bought.

Ugly shoes to hide your bunions.

Croc is going to own us soon.

.. the list goes on…. :)

- Brand New Crocs: Still Ugly…
- Is Biggs paid for that???
- When Fashion meets a crocodile…

By creative pairing of the shoe with such a pasty foot, the shoe almost appears to be of the hightop variety.

John’s Wife: “Stop being an ass and get out of my shoes.”

Papa Croc

Aussie Soles: all the comfort and style of a mumu for your feet

Want polka dot feet? Slap on these stylish shoes, sit in the sun for six hours and upon removal, bask in the glory of the worst fashion trend known to man and aliens alike.

I’m neither I nurse nor a small child, yet I envy their fashion choices.

typobot failed me again….

I’m neither a nurse nor a small child, yet I envy their fashion choices.

Crocs - Helping men with cankles since 2003.

This is John’s entry for sexiest legs, he is in a tight race for group secretary. (Shave that thing already will ya)

–You put your left foot in…

Aussie Soles: true Aussie humour

Heterosexuality optional.

Tired: Keds
Wired: Orthopedics!

“One giant step for all geeks”

“One giant step for all geeks”

“I have no taste, and I don’t care”

“Do you like my shoes? I lost a bet.”

As an aside: Isn’t it amazing how nearly every one of these responses are negative or in some way is making fun of these shoes? That really should be some kind of hint to no longer wear them.

♪ My left foot, Will always be better than the right one ♪
♪ My left foot, Always gets me where I need to go ♪

“Tired of people making fun of your small feet? Now you too can wear big people shoes.”
“No longer will women rule you out based on shoe size.”

Aussie Soles: The first shoes that will match your foot but not your calve.

Aussie Soles: Protecting your virginity since 2008!

this is a winner.

absolutely.

shall I admit I own 4 different colors of crocs? :)

Aussie soles: Croc full of foot

Aussie soles: Not your Daddy’s croc

Aussie soles: Now with built-in slingshot to help you fly farther

Aussie soles: Shoes for masochists.

Aussie soles: Shoes inspired by kangaroos.

Aussie soles: Compliments not included.

Kill Them with FIRE!

Escalator daredevil prepares for his first stunt!

-At least he’s not wearing socks with them…

-”De Gustibus Non Est Disputandum” or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Croc.

As an aside, am I correct in thinking that he was “posing” for this picture a la Captain Morgan? I hope this took place in a public location.

Gay footwear for men now available!

Tom, I’m pretty sure you would never find a gay man wearing these things ever.

“I can has dignity back now pleez?”

Aussie soles: Another ugly shoe solely for the shoe addict

Aussie soles: Why!?

“So much for putting my foot in my mouth”

“What uglier than a pair of aussie sole? One aussie sole on a hairy leg”

Aussie shoes: Now your feet will look as good as they smell.

“Aussie sole: now your feet will look as good as they smell”

“Crikey! This crocs’ a beauty!”

Your mom.
Your sister.
Jackie O.

Envy no more. Aussie Soles, a real man’s lady’s shoe.

“John… you’re a talentless croc-sucker.”

A modern-day Cinderella.

Sorry for bad English if any. ;)

My Captions are:
1) Aussie Soles: With AC. (AC = Air Condition)
2) Aussie Soles: With extra dots for better pleasure.
3) Soles with holes (pierce).

State of the art my patootie! I don’t see any rocket boosters!