Caption Contest: John’s new shoes (ends today)
- August 29th, 2008
- 60 Comments

John got sent a pair of stylish Aussie Soles yesterday (see his review here).
Here’s a photo of the left-most shoe for your enjoyment. Try as we might, we just can’t come up with a suitable caption for such an interesting photo. Help us out by leaving a caption for the above photo in the comments section, would you?
We’ll give the authors of the three best captions an IPEVO POV webcam (reviewed here, product page here). Entries will be accepted until 12:00 PM Eastern this Friday and announced on our live podcast, which starts an hour later at 1:00 PM.



Nate (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Do they include a matching pair of sweatpants?
Paul G (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Back to the drawing board.
Shoes only Biggs would wear.
Shoes you wish you hadn’t bought.
Ugly shoes to hide your bunions.
Croc is going to own us soon.
.. the list goes on…. :)
John (Who am I?)
3 months ago
- Brand New Crocs: Still Ugly…
- Is Biggs paid for that???
- When Fashion meets a crocodile…
Lindsey G (Who am I?)
3 months ago
By creative pairing of the shoe with such a pasty foot, the shoe almost appears to be of the hightop variety.
Yannick Desjardins (Who am I?)
3 months ago
John’s Wife: “Stop being an ass and get out of my shoes.”
Arthur Freydin (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Papa Croc
ls (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Aussie Soles: all the comfort and style of a mumu for your feet
MobileRoar (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Want polka dot feet? Slap on these stylish shoes, sit in the sun for six hours and upon removal, bask in the glory of the worst fashion trend known to man and aliens alike.
gi joe (Who am I?)
3 months ago
I’m neither I nurse nor a small child, yet I envy their fashion choices.
gi joe (Who am I?)
3 months ago
typobot failed me again….
I’m neither a nurse nor a small child, yet I envy their fashion choices.
Parker (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Crocs - Helping men with cankles since 2003.
Michael D (Who am I?)
3 months ago
This is John’s entry for sexiest legs, he is in a tight race for group secretary. (Shave that thing already will ya)
James LaMee (Who am I?)
3 months ago
–You put your left foot in…
Julia (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Aussie Soles: true Aussie humour
Benjaminx (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Heterosexuality optional.
weatherman (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Tired: Keds
Wired: Orthopedics!
Ralph (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“One giant step for all geeks”
Ralph (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“One giant step for all geeks”
sir jorge (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“I have no taste, and I don’t care”
Michael (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“Do you like my shoes? I lost a bet.”
As an aside: Isn’t it amazing how nearly every one of these responses are negative or in some way is making fun of these shoes? That really should be some kind of hint to no longer wear them.
drdrew (Who am I?)
3 months ago
♪ My left foot, Will always be better than the right one ♪
♪ My left foot, Always gets me where I need to go ♪
Marshall (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“Tired of people making fun of your small feet? Now you too can wear big people shoes.”
“No longer will women rule you out based on shoe size.”
Michael (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Aussie Soles: The first shoes that will match your foot but not your calve.
Little Red Ryan Hood (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Aussie Soles: Protecting your virginity since 2008!
Benjaminx (Who am I?)
3 months ago
this is a winner.
J Rob (Who am I?)
3 months ago
absolutely.
Paul Thompson (Who am I?)
3 months ago
shall I admit I own 4 different colors of crocs? :)
iZ (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Aussie soles: Croc full of foot
Aussie soles: Not your Daddy’s croc
Aussie soles: Now with built-in slingshot to help you fly farther
Paul G (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Aussie soles: Shoes for masochists.
Aussie soles: Shoes inspired by kangaroos.
Aussie soles: Compliments not included.
TheRedMonkey (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Kill Them with FIRE!
Escalator daredevil prepares for his first stunt!
Vir Potentia (Who am I?)
3 months ago
-At least he’s not wearing socks with them…
-”De Gustibus Non Est Disputandum” or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Croc.
As an aside, am I correct in thinking that he was “posing” for this picture a la Captain Morgan? I hope this took place in a public location.
Tom (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Gay footwear for men now available!
Little Red Ryan Hood (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Tom, I’m pretty sure you would never find a gay man wearing these things ever.
Mark L (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“I can has dignity back now pleez?”
hawk88 (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Aussie soles: Another ugly shoe solely for the shoe addict
hawk88 (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Aussie soles: Why!?
Ben (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“So much for putting my foot in my mouth”
Benois (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“What uglier than a pair of aussie sole? One aussie sole on a hairy leg”
Kelly (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Aussie shoes: Now your feet will look as good as they smell.
Kelly (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“Aussie sole: now your feet will look as good as they smell”
Oneoftheothers (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“Crikey! This crocs’ a beauty!”
Alex (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Your mom.
Your sister.
Jackie O.
Envy no more. Aussie Soles, a real man’s lady’s shoe.
Gabriel Deleon (Who am I?)
3 months ago
“John… you’re a talentless croc-sucker.”
J Rob (Who am I?)
3 months ago
A modern-day Cinderella.
Tabrej (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Sorry for bad English if any. ;)
My Captions are:
1) Aussie Soles: With AC. (AC = Air Condition)
2) Aussie Soles: With extra dots for better pleasure.
3) Soles with holes (pierce).
Siam Luu (Who am I?)
3 months ago
State of the art my patootie! I don’t see any rocket boosters!
Siam L