Archive for September 2008
Two new high quality Duke Nukem Forever screenshots released
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by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008


To help celebrate the XBLA release of Duke Nukem 3d and the 257th year of developing Duke Nukem Forever, 3d Realms tucked two hidden screenshots into the XBLA release which would be unlocked when the player fully completed the game. After a bunch of nasty camera-phone-screen-caps of the images made their way out over the weekend, 3d Realms released high quality official version of the images.

One more shot after the jump – be warned, it contains stripper butt. Will the decade-plus shelled into making this game so far be worth it? I, for one, can’t wait to play this game for the first time with my future grandchildren.

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Nintendo-made pedometer trademark unearthed
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by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008

Combining trademark search engine ninjary with a bout of boredom, NeoGAF user “Shiggy” managed to dig up some documents detailing a conspicuously generic pedometer. What’s interesting about that? The document has Nintendo written all over it.

Joystiq theorizes that it may be part of some sort of Wii Fit tie-in. Be it that this isn’t just some idea long since shelved, here’s to hoping they ditch the generic white design and cram this thing into a Pocket Pikachu.

New AC/DC Rock Band details: Exclusivity, No online play, Song exporting
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by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008

The more I hear about the recently announced AD/DC Rock Band expansion, the less excited I am about it. After reading through the details unearthed by Variety today, my interest remains low.

The New Details:

  • Harmonix has exclusivity on AC/DC content indefinitely, after they’ve gone on the record as being against exclusive artist deals
  • No character creation
  • “There are some custom graphics,” but you don’t play as AC/DC
  • No online play with the standalone disc
  • Songs can be exported, for free, for play with Rock Band and Rock Band 2. Exported songs can be played online.

It just doesn’t seem like there’s any reason to warrant a physical product. Nobody is going to go and buy a few hundred dollars of Rock Band instruments to play 18 AC/DC songs, so anybody who buys this will likely have one of the original games anyways. Not making this DLC is just an inconvenience. Maybe I’m crazy – Anybody out there getting antsy in the pants for this one?

[Via Kotaku]

Today on MobileCrunch
by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008

Not reading MobileCrunch yet? Why the heck not? While a MobileCrunch post or two might make the jump over to CrunchGear each day, there’s a ton of good stuff each day that you’ll only see on that side of the fence.

Here’s some stuff you may have missed on MobileCrunch today:

Windshield-mounted GPS units no longer outlawed in California
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by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008

[Pic Source: Marcin Wichary]

Realizing that a little 6 inch obstruction on the windshield is probably a better solution than forcing people to take their eyes off the road, the State of California will once again allow windshield-mounted GPS units when the new year rolls through.

Taking a break from solving economic crises and fighting crime, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger put his penned blessing on the bill over the weekend. You can’t just go plopping your GPS unit wherever you want, however – as we understand it, you can stick it anywhere within 5-inches of the lower left corner of the windshield, or 7-inches of the lower right corner. Lower right corner? Does anybody actually do that?

Come January 1st, 2009 you’ll be free to roam without having to choose between getting lost and driving blind. Just don’t text at the same time.

[SFGate via Engadget]

Penguin Ice mold makes penguins.. out of ice.
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by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008

I know, I know. The headline may be a bit repetitive. I just wanted to make sure that no one walked away from this story thinking that the Penguin Ice Box Buddy Ice Mold made kittens out of fire. Penguins out of ice, people. That’s it.

I’ve never wanted something so useless so much. Look at that penguin. He’s too small to be an effective ice sculpture, but he’s too big to fit in a glass. Maybe I’ll make a bunch of them, pass them out to friends, and insist that I check in on their well being every 2-3 weeks. At right around $10 bucks, you could buy a few of them to speed up your penguin army cloning process.

[Via Cooking Gadgets]

Adobe working on Flash for iPhone, but the ball is in Apple’s court
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by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008

After a nearly endless stream of hearsay and rumors on the matter, Adobe has now gone on the record about Flash on the iPhone. During a presentation at the Flash on the Beach expo today in the UK, Adobe’s Senior Director of Engineering Paul Betlem mentioned that the Flash development team was actively working on a release for the iPhone, but due to the closed nature of the handset, the final call would be Apple’s.

Betlem didn’t specify whether Adobe is working on embedding Flash within the Safari browser, or if Flash playback would require a standalone application. While Apple has yet to allow any sort of plug-in to run within Safari, making the exception for Flash may be necessary.

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Kind-of-wonky Nissan GT-R Transformer toys, transform and roll out!
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by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008

Toying with the fragile memories of our youth, Japanese toy maker Takara-Tomy is working on an alternative universe Transformers line of 1:32 toys called “Alternity”. In this crazy backwards universe, Optimus Prime (or Galaxy Convoy, as he’s known in Japan) masquerades as a Nissan GT-R rather than the oh-so-classic Big Rig we all know and love.

As Autoblog points out, the new and improved Optimus is a bit rough around the edges. The car form (shown after the jump) looks surprisingly jagged, and the robot form doesn’t seem fully transformed. That said, the toys are made entirely of good ol’ fashion diecast. Do you have any idea how many times I was smacked in the head with the old metal Transformers? Because I don’t.

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Sonoro crystal radio (Har har!)
by John Biggs on September 30, 2008

Why would Germans bling up a clock radio? We don’t know, but this $2,500 monstrosity can be yours provided you suffer from brain damage.

Sonoro Audio, a German designer of high-end audio products, announced Tuesday that it is releasing a clock radio that’s decorated with about 4,000 black and white Swarovski crystallized stones.

Yeah, guys. Sorry. There’s a global economic crisis on.

The Nikon MX rumor gets a little more thick
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by Matt Burns on September 30, 2008

This Nikon ad apparently features a lens mount and camera grip that isn’t like any currently offered by Nikon. Could this be a the upcoming MX? Possibly, but it doesn’t match the last picture dug up. Or it could be a viral ad, photoshop’d by an agency to stir up buzz about the brand. Looks like it’s working.

MPAA sues Real over RealDVD – the fools
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by Devin Coldewey on September 30, 2008


In yet another ridiculous and short-sighted move, “the nation’s top movie companies” have filed suit against RealNetworks due to the release of RealDVD. Oh my god. Every time I think these heads of industry can’t get any more stupid, they do something like this.

What are they going to accomplish here? They’re telling consumers that they can’t back up their own DVDs — because that’s all RealDVD can do. It’s designed to respect DRM and restrict the DVDs’ usage, and whatever your position is on that, there can be no question that the MPAA’s position should have at the very least been one of grudging acquiescence. But these dinosaurs seem hell-bent on dragging the world kicking and screaming into the last century. If it’s any consolation, in a few years they’ll be fossils.

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Kim Cattrall adds her voice to TomTom, makes you hate driving
by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008

Sorry Kim. I’m sure you’re a nice lady and all, but after being forced to sit through umpteen seasons of Sex and the City and the 3 hours of bonus drivel provided by the movie, I don’t think I could handle it. If anybody hopped in my car with your new voice pack installed on a TomTom, I would smash said TomTom with a brick.

If you think you can bear your way through such classics as “This is the city, darling. Anything goes.” and “Don’t touch my manolos!”, you can grab the new pack here for $12.95. These celebrity voice packs are suddenly like the GPS unit version of ringtones; Expect shady late night commercials and crazy babbling frogs soon.

New ATI Radeon graphics cards do gaming on the cheap
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by Matt Burns on September 30, 2008

AMD’s ATI Radeon HD 4550 and 4350 graphics cards are a wet dream for gamers on a budget by delivering DirectX 10.1 graphics and an HDMI port with 7.1 channel audio while keeping the price low. The $55 HD 4550 is equipped with 512MB of DDR3 memory with a 96 GFLOPS of power. The smaller but still potent HD 4350 packs 256MB of memory for $39. ATI claims that this type of power has previously not been available at this price point and I think they are right. These are a heck of a deal when they launch sometime in October ‘08.

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MythBusters asking YouTube community for ideas
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by Matt Burns on September 30, 2008

 

There isn’t another website out there that serves up more modern day myths than YouTube and so MythBusters is reaching out to the YouTube community for their ideas. Adam and Jamie are asking that ideas are submitted either by replying to the video above or posting it in the MythBusters forum. I vote for the cell phone popcorn thing. My mom stopped using her cell phone ’cause of that video. Me? I love popcorn.

Laptops to begin shipping with completely unnecessary “Mobile Broadband” badge
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by Greg Kumparak on September 30, 2008

Rehashing the idea set forth by all of those useless “Intel Inside” and “Designed for Windows XP” stickers that have been on laptops for years, 17 companies (including Asus, Dell, Microsoft, Lenovo, Toshiba, and 12 other heavy hitters) have banded together to bring out a new and equally useless “Mobile Broadband” sticker.

What the hell is the point of these badges? Sure – go ahead and stick them on the floor units to help people determine which product fits their needs. Hell, jam a few in the box for the folks who can’t remember what’s in the laptop they just bought – let them go all Lisa Frank on their own stuff. But stop friggin’ sticking extraneous branding all over my $2,000+ purchase.

What is that supposed to be, anyways? A cloud? Seagulls as drawn by a child? Being overly ambiguous with a logo design for the sake of trying to be clever just makes it worthless.

The Life Clock is not an appropriate retirement home timepiece
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by Matt Burns on September 30, 2008

This clock has been slowed down by 61,320 percent so each minute now represents approximately a year and the face, of course, has been renumbered for the new setting. Not a good grandparent’s birthday gift.

swissmiss via designboom via onoffart

Toshiba demos fast-charging battery: 90 percent in 10 minutes
by Devin Coldewey on September 30, 2008


Thank you, lord. And by lord, I mean Toshiba. Now, if you believe everything you read, it appears that these new SCiB batteries last longer, charge faster, stay cooler, and survive more recharges. If I’m not mistaken, that’s an improvement on every single aspect I care about in a laptop battery. The one thing they don’t mention is price. And you can bet that if these things were cheap, they’d have said so. So while I’ll be happy to rock these new batteries when they make it to consumer devices, I’m pretty sure we’ll be paying a premium for a little while.

Yes, I know it’s not that kind of battery.

Mac Pros allegedly causing leukemia
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by Matt Burns on September 30, 2008

According to a French newspaper, Mac Pro owners have a great risk of developing leukemia. They claim that the tower’s smell is the cause and in fact, contains a few toxins, including benzene. Several forum users have noted the smell as well (anyone notice it?), and the French AppleCare acknowledged the smell issue claiming that it should only effect computers built before 2008. Apple themselves haven’t released any retort or recall as of yet, but one thing is for damn sure: PC fanboys now have a whole new angle of attacking Mac owners. 

Liberation.fr (translated) via zdnet

For some reason, Dell and Paramount are preloading PCs with Iron Man
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by Matt Burns on September 30, 2008

So when you are configuring your next Dell Inspiron, Studio, or XPS system, there is going to be a $20 option to have Dell preload Iron Man on your machine. Yup. Great movie but a little strange business model. Word is that Dell is trying to get more and more studios signed on to expand the selection past this one movie. If Dell is to have their way, you should be able to purchase a slew of movies to fill up your brand new machine and there might even be an online movie store. No word on the DRM specifics besides that a owner will be able burn one copy, but something tells us you’re not going to be able to share this file at your LAN party.

Tech stocks are on the fast train down
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by Matt Burns on September 30, 2008

The financial crisis is hitting the technology sector hard. Apple (AAPL) is down 18 percent over the last 16 months and Google slipped below $400 a share for the first time in two years. Best Buy (BBY) hit its lowest mark of $35.64 since 2005 and Circuit City (CC) just hit .77 cents a share. Want more? RIM (RIM) is tumbling, Nokia (ADR) is down to 18.43 a share verse 38 at the beginning of the year, and Motorola (MOT) is back down to $7 a share after briefly spiking in August. The Nasdaq Composite Index (IXIC) is even working its way down to 2002 levels. We’re not financial advisors but when you look at the details, there might be some bargains out there for those with long term plans. 

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