Well, lookie here. The wonderfully, family orientated Guitar Praise has gone through the obligatory unboxing. Nothing real surprising as the guitar apparently looks and feels like a knock-off. Even the software has a done-that feeling, but if your ‘rents don’t want you jamming Pantera’s Cowboys from Hell, Guitar Praise might be the next best thing.

As someone that had to endure Bible NES games like Exodus and Joshua: Battle of Jericho growing up, I know what you’re going through. Obey your parents now though, and one day, you can jam to screaming rock stars all you want on your little, plastic guitar.