A cool 800 Microsoft points will get you all the womanizing, blue collar fun that is Duke Nukem 3D for the Xbox Live Arcade. The classic shooter’s graphics have been bumped up to high definition, and there’s an eight-player death match, conveniently named DukeMatch.

Bad news for you folks in Germany and Korea: the games isn’t available to you. Mr. Nukem is too crude for your learned cultures.