The upcoming NXE update will feature the controversial avatar feature (you know, the one that makes me barf), but you’ve got to have either a HDD or 256MB card installed to take advantage of it. If you’ve got one of those pansy 64MB cards or (shudder) a naked Core system, you’ll be SOL, my friends.

Of course, if you’ve just got a Core, how likely is it that you’re the type of gamer that wants to spend hours creating a super-deformed, weird-ass version of yourself to show your friends? After all, you’ve already got a Mii — not that these two things are related!