Oh, it’s darling!

How can you not want one of these? It turns hard candy (mm, sour apple Jolly Ranchers) into cotton candy — a direct violation of the 2nd law of thermodynamics! I’m not sure Mambas qualify, they’re technically fruit chews, but if you leave them out, they get super hard (that’s what she said). Although I’m afraid might get kind of sticky (also what she said). Come on, candy-lovers! Get your carnival on!

Get it here for $160 plus shipping. (once again, something she said, but not in any way related to sexual relations)
[via Technabob]