The blurry photo gods have smiled upon us this morning. Or, more accurately, their Photoshop-using cousins have smiled. I don’t know, someone’s happy Up There.

Word on the street is that RIM will announce a Storm-like device at Wireless Enterprise 2009, known by the cool kids as WES 2009. Neat.

There’s also musings that RIM will take it to Palm by releasing a Bold-like device, but one with a touchscreen.

Then again, RIM takes something like forever to release anything these days, so we probably won’t see any of this till 2034.