The days of running free are over for Koni. The most powerful dog in Russia, perhaps the world has she could kick Barney’s presidential tail any day, now has her own 6 ounce GPS-like collar. Russia’s GLONASS satellites will provide the Prime Minister with 24/7 info about his beloved dog.

I actually don’t know if he loves her, but who doesn’t love black labs? I mean, come on. Look at that sweet face. Allegedly, she wagged her tail and Putin took that as a sign that she likes it.