He would be 6′3″ and born in Sao Paulo, Brazil. He would have a rugged look, not because it’s fashionable but because he’s too lazy to shave. He works out at the gym but he’s not a muscle-head. He has straight-teeth but a little yellowed out because he smokes. On the weekends, he wears a leather jacket and a muscle-shirt beneath. He wears tight jeans and has a Spanish accent which can sometimes make him sound gay (and yes, he also has a high-pitched voice). He works at a starbuck’s coffee shop and especially hits on 40 year-old women, not because he’s attracted to them or that they’re attractive but that he gets his kicks off of taming cougars.

As for sports and friends, he has lots and lots of friends and has the coolest gadgets ever. He plays soccer but not American football. He’s a pretty decent soccer player but unfortunately women do not come to watch his games. He meets women at parties and buys drinks for the women even if they aren’t the kind of women who guys buy drinks for. He also collects guns and has a laser pointer fashioned in the shape of a gun.

But all in all, at the end of the day, he is a good man with a good heart.

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Actually, I heard she has bought cases of them and is handing them out at all the Alaskan polling places. She passed cupcakes out for the govenors race…but thought she needed to pull out the “big guns” for this race.

She had them all inscribed with “You Betcha” on the side.