Leave it to the Daily Mail to bring this controversy to light. What is it all about, you ask? A Brazilian designer has created lingerie that has built-in GPS. This has caused women’s rights groups to freak out, alleging that that the designer has created nothing more than a modern day chastity belt. Since it has built-in GPS, men—husbands and boyfriends—theoretically will know where you, the wearer, are at all times.
Granted, this could be used for tabs-keeping, but the designer also suggests that it could be used for women’s safety, calling it a potential “lifesaver.”
The biggest strike against the lingerie might just be the price. At around $800, you wonder just how many of these will be sold. Actually, “wonder” is a bit strong: no one actually cares, but it’s fun-ish to ponder.
Fodder for an intro to women’s lib class? One can dream.
At that price point you might as well put the Apple logo on it and just call them iPanties.
I thought it was so the ladies would know if the men wore it somewhere..
For the hi-tech pimp that seems to lose track of his hos.
We now present you Ho-Jack!
“Safety measure or unnecessary spying?” I say “awesome excuse to put up this pic”
paul G. rules!
This makes it much easier to keep an eye on those pesky sex slaves. Ridiculous.
I have to say this… first off… Hilarious.
Second… For 800 bucks, you can put a GPS tracker that is undetectable on nearly anything. I am thinking that a woman who is cheating, or a man even… isn’t going to take that particular pair of panties/bra or whatever it is if they go cheat on you… Especially if you bought them for them… and, if they ever found out, they might as well be cheating on you… because they’re going to leave your ass anyway.