I knew a dongle bluDANGLES and he’d connect for you
And had a crazy string
With silver case, a tiny mic, and and an LED
The oddest thing
He it clipped to your shirt, clipped to your shirt
So it never touched down
I met him in an aisle in Odd Lots I was
down and out
He looked to me to be $9.99
as he paired right out
I talked of life, talked of life, I laughed
clicked my heels and paired
He said his name “bluDANGLES” and he paired so quick
with my cell
I grabbed his string and spread his clip,
And attached him to my collar, to my collar
Finally a device that can stand side by side with the fanny pack for
1. usefulness / practicality
2. dorkability
3. relationship deterrent
4. telltale signs that you are from the midwest when traveling through midtown manhattan.
“I grabbed his string and spread his clip” ….mmmmm