Big bad Wal-Mart, which supplies Main Street with the cheap goods it needs to survive, today officially released its Black Friday ad. Whoop-dee-do.

Wal-Mart wants you to input your zip code in order to view your local Black Friday ad, so your mileage may vary. My zip code popped up a Magnavox Blu-ray player (the NB500MG9) for $128; a $798 50-inch 1080i/720p Samsung LCD TV; $15 Blu-ray movies including Iron Man and Kung Fu Panda; $2 regular DVD movies including Spider-Man; and $30 EA Sports games including Madden NFL 09.

Wal-Mart even has a few of these deals available online, you know, in case waiting in line all day the day after Thanksgiving isn’t your idea of a good time.