Unmanned aerial drones to patrol US Canada border
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by Matt Burns on December 8, 2008

The good ‘ol United States of America is going to employ Predator drones on the US Canada border within a few days. The unmanned arial drones have been used for years on the southern Mexican border, but they are now needed to keep a watchful eye on Canadians seeing that the US has a booming jobs market. After all, we need to keep Canadians from defecting as it’s common knowledge that Americans enjoy better health care, hockey, and maple syrup than our friendly, northern neighbors.

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  • I would move to Canada just to be around more hockey fans. None of my “friends” like hockey. D-Bags.

  • Hahaha good one, that totally made my day

  • I agree! Those filthy Canadians not wanting to wait six months or more to see a doctor are coming over the border to take our healthcare! I used to wait only a few mins to see a doctor, but lately I’ve had to wait an hour and a half.

    Fortunately, when Chairman Obama enacts HillaryCare, we too will be able to wait six months or more to see a doctor. The problem will solve itself.

    And we don’t need any disgusting Canadian whiskey flooding the market, harming our domestic Bourbon and Kentucky whiskey distilleries.

  • We actually do have better healthcare. Since our government doesn’t (yet) control our healthcare system unlike Canada, Canadians often come here to get surgeries that they would otherwise have to wait months to receive in their own country.

    Eh why waste my breath. Liberals plug their ears whenever you give them a dose of common sense.

  • Right on, Mickey.

  • So Mickey and patriot, so you actually *know* any Canadians? Or do you just read the web and ASSume?

  • I grew up just outside Cleveland and there were alot of Canadians which I met. They are us. This drone policy is so insulting, it’s like taping your mates’phone because they might be up to something. Canada has always been our friend and allie.
    Perhaps this is the height of paranoia. Not being able to tell the difference between your friends and your enemies.

  • Me thinks those drones are to catch drug runners and terrorist-types. Insulting? Maybe. Expensive? Yeah! Dangerous? Well, I wouldn’t one to fall on my garage. Seems like they might be a hazard to general aviation, not that the military would care.
    Canadian Whiskey is just colored water. Kentucky Bourbon has nothing to fear.

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