Day 1 of our contest is over and FlyGirl (a real pilot, apparently), yachris, and Harishio won the headsets. Good on ‘em. But that doesn’t mean you should cry and or whine that the fix is in. In fact, it isn’t in. The fix is decidedly out.
Why do I say this? Because another day, another set of winners. Read on for more details.
Today I’m giving away three Blu-Ray Disk Packs. Apparently I’m on some random mailing list and keep getting BR disks. I’d give them to the needy but I doubt the needy want to watch Meet Dave.
One Bond Pack – Dr. No, Die Another Day, Live and Let Die, For Your Eyes Only, From Russian With Love, Thunderball
Two Fun Packs – X Files Movie, X Files: Fight the Future, The Original Day the Earth Stood Still, DodgeBall, Super Troopers, Plus a Secret BONUS Disc
One Family Pack – Meet Dave, Space Chimps, Jingle All the Way, Home Alone, Horton Hears a Who
How do you win? Follow me on Twitter (and CG as well, because that might come in handy HINT HINT) and ask for one of the packs and tell me something funny. I’ll pick four random recently added followers tomorrow morning.
FAMILY PACK!! In case I pull a ‘Robert Downey Jr’ this Holiday season, and some random parents find me crashed out on their child’s bed… I can just smile, whip out the dvd’s and say “MOVIE TIME!!!”
Always looking to make new friends… and avoid the slammer!
Can you also throw in something a little more fierce… in case they dont have a sense of humor and i do get cuffed and (hopefully not) stuffed?
TWEETERONI.
Well I would love to have the Bond pack or the family pack for my kids. I have a joke that makes my four year old son crack up every time I tell it. Here goes…
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was dead silly.
This makes my son he holds his stomach and laugh. It’s great.
Cheers,
Evofuse
Bond pack! My dad’s a huge Bond fan and I’m getting him a Blu-ray player for Christmas.
Something funny? uh, ok: “So Daniel Craig as James Bond? More like James *Blond*, am I right?”
John,
Following you on Twitter now, I want the Bond pack why you ask? TO REMIND ME HOW GREAT JAMES BOND MOVIES USE TO BE!!! Quantum of Solace was a piece of hot garbage! WORD TO Daniel Craig…
One Bond pack!
There’s 3 comments that wants the bond pack, so I guess I have 33.33% chance of winning! Yay!
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
Well, not that funny, but fits the Bay Area well.
Just followed you on Twitter as well.
You guys don’t HAVE to comment here. Just send a tweet to me.
JB
Bond!!!
I think P. Diddy would be a great Bond…
And if that didn’t make you almost die from laughter -
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “…
Okay one more -
Knock Knock…
Who’s there…
Banana…
BTW I am sending it to you here cuz twitter is not letting me create a new account to follow you from.
It says-
“Something is technically wrong.
Thanks for noticing—we’re going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon.”
Bond me baby!
Isn’t that funny?
I am now following.
My new puppy thinks that the bathtub is his toilet for some reason?
I am now following.
My new puppy thinks that the bathtub is his toilet for some reason?
Family Pack
I splurged on the full Bond DVD set last year, so I’ll ask for one of the Fun Packs.
Now… something funny…. funny….. hmmmmm….
So two guys are in a revolving bar at the top of a high-rise, getting schnockered. One says to the other “you know, at this time of day the winds around this building blow upwards so hard that if you fell out of the window, you would be blown right back up.” The 2nd guy tell him “no way,” and so the first guy says he’ll prove it.
The 1st guy walks to the window, jumps out, drops half way to the street (a looooong half way, mind you – this is a high-rise), then amazingly floats right back up and back into the bar. The 2nd guy says “Amazing! I have to try that for myself!” So the 2nd guy jumps out, falls half way, then falls the other half way, splattering on the sidewalk way way below.
The 1st guy goes back to his bar stool. The bartender looks at him and says “You sure are a mean drunk, Superman.”
Following you and CG on twitter now.
So a baby seal walks into a club… *ba-dum ching*
Okay, I know it’s horrible, but it makes me laugh every time. I’m a sick sick person who really does love baby seals. I swear!
Oh and I’d like the fun pack please!
John,
You might want to change up how we follow you… Twitter is not allowing new users to sign up because of technical difficulties.
Jake Z
feel free to leave comments as well but ideally add us, ok? I’ll pick from comments as well.
I *so* want the Bond pack. I’ve met Roger Moore and once hosted a legendary Bond party for 150 people, but never actually *saw* a Bond film until “Quantum of Solace.” So I’m seriously behind.
I want any free movie!!!
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, “I can’t get out of the room!” “You can’t get out of your room?”; the captain asked. “Why not?” She replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”
I think I need those more than anyone …as I’vent watched any of bond movies :P
Fun pack! I want to pack the holidays with fun damnit!
tweet away the user sign up is back up…
Id like the Funpack. If you send a Blu-ray player with it…..
:(
Bond Pack please.
something funny: what’s the deal with airline peanuts, they’re all like “Sir would you like a snack?” and you’re all like “sure”, then they give you 3 peanuts. that is not a snack.
Bond, please.
So I am driving along the other day not paying attention and rear end this Sweet looking H3 with Realtor adverts all over it (Realtors, sheesh). Great, my car just got back from the shop 3 months ago. So I am looking through the guys back window and he is fuming, flipping me off screaming at the top of his lungs shaking his fists. He looks sort of like Jim Rome with the goatee and all. so I lean over to grab all my insurance stuff from the jockey box and when I look up I see the strangest thing. the door the the hummer opens up and out hops, and I do mean hops, this guy, and he is, well to be polite, a little person. Ignoring the juxtaposition of the driver and the vehicle, I try and smile politely as he charges to my car! He gets to my car raps on the window with his knuckle. I roll it down expecting him to have steam coming from his ears. He looks at me and snarl’s “I am not happy” to which I reply….Well which one are you then…
I’m interested in the Bond pack.
By the way, I’m the guy who invented a self-exam for ED.
-pfd
I just followed both, my Twitter name is ‘Illah’.
For me, I’m looking for either the Bond or Fun pack, both as gifts for my folks since I don’t have a BR player. Does that earn me bonus points?
And as for something funny:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because Twitter is overrated :-)
Now following you on twitter but I can’t compress my funny into 140 characters, I’m too long winded.
Anyways, Family Pack Please
Q:What do you get when you mix and Elephant and a Rhinocersous:
A: Elephino
Get It? Hell If I Know. Anyway, my 6 year old thinks it’s funny because he thinks he’s getting away with swearing.
1.)Bond Pack.
2.)Fun Back (I’m down with fun)
I bet you haven’t seen the skateboarding bulldog in a while: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F0nBdMBdFU&feature=related
I dare you to not at the very least crack a smile.
So I get this IM from my wife the other day…
“… considering nathan wasn’t wearing a diaper and he pooped all over and than he played with it and I’m pretty sure since I found it on his nose that he tried to eat it.”
Then a couple of days later,
“Than Nathan pooped all up his back and stuff and was quite upset so now we are running late.”
I think my wife could use the Family pack after long days of cleaning up poop. :)
Following you on Twitter. Fun pack, if you would.
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
‘In English’, he said, ‘A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.’
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, ‘Yeah, right.’
Fun pack
Just got a PS3 yesterday. Would kill for the Bond-pack. Sure, I’d prefer an Aston Martin, but I’d settle with the Bond-back for now.
I’ll follow you but I don’t want that liberachi agent running after me.
Just started following you on twitter and looks like you might have recently had a kid. Congratulations and good luck getting sleep (if interested in a great technique my wife used to get the kids to sleep without narcotics, email me). Here’s my submission:
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly. “Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours.” Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and went down a few moments after take-off.
I’m interested in the X-files pack. Thanks
Climbing out of the wreckage, Hunter #1 asked Hunter #2,
“Any idea where we are?”
Hunter #2 responded:
“Bejasus, I think were pretty close to where we crashed last year.”
Fun pack!
I actually have none of those movies on BluRay.
neet.
I’d love to get a fun pack.
I’ve been giving practical exams at the college the past few weeks. They have to do a lot of work in ProTools, which uses two types of plug-ins for audio processing: TDM and RTAS. The studio here also has a bunch of hardware processors too (compressors, eq’s, etc). So the student puts his hand on one of the hardware pieces of gear and in all seriousness asks me if this is a TDM or RTAS plug in.
Okay, so that’s only audio-geek funny.
A guy walks into a bar….knocked himself out cold!
Blu Ray contest: Bond Please
True Story. I am at this party and yada yada yada … so I say to these two chicks “Get Your Own Monkey”
-Nick Papageorgio
A chick wants to get married so she goes to a bar, picks up a guy and brings him home. They do it all night long and in the morning she asks him what he wanted to name the kid? He pulled a condom from under a bed, made a knot in it and said:
If he gets outta here we should call him David Copperfield.
Added both of you on twitter… Bond please :)
Followed on twitter. I’m interested in the Bond pack.
Heres a Bond Joke:
M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn’t hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.
The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says “Virgin Mary speaking.”
M asks her if Bond has reached there yet.
She replies that he hasn’t.
M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again.
“Virgin Mary speaking,” comes the response. “Is James there yet?” asks M.
Again the answer is no.
M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.
“Hello, Mary speaking…”
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Now it would be really funny if Diddy really does thinks he’d make a good Bond… o_O
FUN PACK
Bond-age Please!!!!
I now follow you on Twitter. Bond pack!! Please please please!
I can’t think of anything funny, so I’ll attempt with a photo.
A really ugly hairless cat!!
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w267/girlfriendklok/hairless_cat.jpg
blu-ray? send ‘em to g.i.joe. i don’t have a blu-ray player, but I’ll try putting ‘em in my dvd player and watch the little guy struggle for awhile. Then I’ll try to convince my wife that we need a blu-ray player. “Cause we’ve got this ‘Space Chimps’ disc honey! We need to get a player.”
I’m now following you on Twitter as well as crunch.
I would love the fun pack or the family pack (my niece would love Horton Hears a Who). A PS3 w/no BluRay discs is a sad thing indeed.
Something funny…went to the grocery store the other day w/my roommate and the cashier was commenting on the weather being quite cold lately, and she said “You could always go home and take a hot shower with a friend”. and my roomate thought she said ‘Your friend’..it was hilarious.
A frozen pizza from the grocery store, $1.69.
A Bottle of diet pepsi, $1.28.
Having your roommate get butt-hurt cause he thinks the cashier thinks he’s gay, PRICELESS!
HEHE
-C
I need my daily dose of Bondage.
The Bond Pack.
Followed both with: http://twitter.com/Lecter
Something funny:
Just saw a iPhone app that displays the current time in Klingon. I am unsure whether I should have a nerdgasm or just hang my head in shame.
Fun pack
Chosen for picture with guy’s flab hanging out of pants ;P
Now following you on twitter as dwalk51 :)
fun pack or family pack, well even the James bond pack. about the funny part…. They call me unbreakable because i dont even have a funny bone in me. (is not funny but really i am not funny either) so i get a cheap shot and try a nerdy funny reference of a a movie.
:)
Hello Mr. Bond
Hello Dr. Evil, hows your evil Bluray dealio treating ya?
Yeah you can keep these BRD … I’ll wait for the next contest.