When you think of freedom, Akuma, I hope the fart noises play the national anthem :D

Secret first draft of the Pull My Finger rejection letter:

We don’t know where to put your app. We have tens of thousands of apps to review, we can’t leave you hanging until we do figure out where to put it, and we certainly can’t give the impression that we’re in over our heads, so: Rejection with a lame excuse.

We’ll choose: Inappropriate.

You know the excuse is lame, we know it’s lame, but we are forbidden to discuss future plans, so I can’t tell you that submitting the app again later will get you in… so you must toil until you figure it out yourself.

We do this so our competitors can’t steal the subtle nuances in the way we’ll implement the features of a new or improved product or service (and not to kill our current product or service). Our policy: Deny, deny, deny. If that doesn’t work, we spout the company line: We don’t discuss unreleased products or services.

If you try again and again, you will eventually find that there’s a category for your app, and an acceptance letter in your inbox. Your reward for trusting that we’d do the right thing eventually, even if we have to do it in an asstastic way, will be owning your category, at least for a while.