Comments on: RealTouch: Break all the rules without breaking any promises

By: beachjustice

beachjustice — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:46:56 +0000

1.) hack into webcam
2.) hack program, set orifice tightness to maximum, stop lubrication, overclock device mechanics X100.
3.) upload video to youtube.

By: Kevin!

Kevin! — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:21:27 +0000

looks like they finally started selling these now!
http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/purchase

By: James

James — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:33:52 +0000

This is another step towards being out of touch with reality and natural sexual activity. Go out, find a real woman who you can talk to and be a real man

By: Autowin

Autowin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:15:33 +0000

Well that was all I needed to actually learn what the fuck RSS reader is… and add it to my RSS reader.

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By: Markhimself

Markhimself — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:23:42 +0000

Would you like a hug?

By: smelly girl

smelly girl — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:21:51 +0000

wow, a blast from the past.

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By: Coretanku

Coretanku — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:55:45 +0000

RealTouch – Saat Virtual Sex Menjadi Kenyataan…

Damn !! .. Ini kata pertama yang ada diotakku sambil aku tertawa. Sore ini aku baru browsing-browsing mencari artikel kenapa Obama dan Blackberry menjadi pembicaraan, tapi sebuah iklan RealTouch menggelitikku untuk membaca dan ternyata isinya lebih men…

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:36:13 +0000

Eh…I’m seen porn before, but a major website having graphics in the title bar 2 clicks away from hardcore porn is…ahem…inappropriate? I mean the peanut thing is hilarious, but they’ve got closeup penetration shots right on the home page. You might want to put a little bigger warning than “NSFW” which not everybody knows what it means.

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:32:59 +0000

Imagine if it was a Wii accessory! Talk about rumble effect.

By: Josh Smith

Josh Smith — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:46:08 +0000

This would probably be a good cross sell with the Flesh light for all of you marketers out there.

By: sppop

sppop — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:51:06 +0000

It’s HDTV. It’s better than real life.

By: Edgar

Edgar — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:07:03 +0000

so what happens when u cum

By: Troy

Troy — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:12:48 +0000

I was thinking….
This guy was working for NASA.

Since NASA has been rumored to be testing reproductive “processes” in a zero gravity environment (aka, Sex In Space) I bet this was either a rejected or retired research tool that NASA didn’t have Patented.

After all… how embarrassing would that be for it to be released that NASA developed a sex toy!!!!

Maybe during the Clinton Administration, yeah… but not the a Conservative Administration like Bush.

ps. isn’t it funny that NOBODY is putting their web sites on these comments? :)

By: Dave Freeman

Dave Freeman — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:28:11 +0000

Now just imagine if they team up with RealDoll.

By: PANDA

PANDA — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:18:22 +0000

ONLY hALO 2

By: Eric Ogunbase

Eric Ogunbase — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:09:18 +0000

Well, it’s been said that porn drives technology. Online age verification and secure payment processing were driven by the porn industry.

Are we really so shocked that they were the first to capitalize on this?

While I have a moral issue with pornography, from a business standpoint, I think it’s brilliant.

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:02:42 +0000

I don’t understand the social stigma of male sex toys. When a woman buys a dildo does anyone say “just have sex with a man”. I bought a fleshlight at a time while i had two women i was sleeping with and I’m glad i did. QUIT YR DOUBLE STANDARDS AND STOP BEING ASAMED OF MASTERBATION!