If you needed just one more piece of evidence that makes you convinced that Thanko is one of the most fantastic gadget makers around, here it is. The Tokyo-based company today announced a USB boob warmer [JP], believe it or not.
What you get for $22 is essentially a pair of “bust pads” that can keep you constantly warm via a USB connection (it’s not yet listed in their English online shop, however).
I can’t decide for myself if this is pure insanity or genius. Probably both.
So my boobs can be warm at the computer? But what if I have to go pee or something? I still want some.
why would someone buy this?
For its intended use? that’s just a wild guess though
To be keeping the boobs warm!!!
do they really get that cold though? I mean my feets get cold but I don’t have USB socks.
I know exactly why this was invented. It’s so that upon going to loo, Alice, your boob temp will drop and we all know what happens next. This is clearly aimed at pleasing men.
If the usb connects to the computer… can I feel you up over the internet???