These mittens are called “Smittens” because they’re mittens for lovers. Your outside hands will be free to grab, poke, and point at things, while your inside hands will be locked together inside a single mitten so you can interlock your fingers while you stroll about your favorite small town and/or scenic forest trail – awwww!
Here’s what would happen in real life. First, my wife and I would delicately bicker over who gets to have their dominant hand in the single glove. We’d each want our right hand to be free to punch things, hold coffee, and give motorists that run crosswalks the finger (too bad they’d just see a mittenous lump).
None of that would matter, though, because about half a block into our romantic promenade we’d have a sweatstorm going inside the double glove that’d turn it into a mushy maroon mess.
The kicker here is that Restoration Hardware started out selling these things at $49! Thankfully they’ve now been discounted to $24.49, although that’s still about $24 too expensive.
Smittens [Restoration Hardware via Foolish Gadgets/Likecool]
I wonder if I can buy just the middle piece – so I can hold my own hand.
It’s called a muff! Just buy a muff!
I think you’re confusing that with a specific part of the female anatomy…
isn’t that illegal?
I assume the womens’ other mitten contains a pouch where she can store her eunichs’ junk.
it actually just contains a hole where the black bull can insert himself while the cuckold watches
See how they are smiling? That’s what connecting together does for people. What fun!
MOST BRAINDEAD INVENTION EVER INVENTED
My mom got these for me for Christmas. I’m serious.
So you can hold hands with your mom?
LMFAO!! OMFG!! holding hands with your mom! ROFL! this shit is so fucking stupid!
c’mon, how’s this worse than a snuggie?
At least Snuggies make you look like a wizard.
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
dude, snuggie + smittens.
brilliant combination?
i think so!
Wow, that is great. You know you can hold hands just like that with regular mittens.
btw. Raf, I was making fun of the snuggie and then my friend came out with two of them. we did jedi impressions for the next 29 minutes and laughed.
Fuckin wow
My SO’s left-handed. Order placed!
We wanted the url for for our smitten invitations site and they wouldn’t budge…but if they can make it big (even for $24 at Restoration Hardware) it does give hope to the rest of us!
I would wonder if there is a zipper on the middle piece so you can slip it on over handcuffs for cold prisoner transfers from our finer corectional facilities. I am certain the guards could wear the the other mittens. They would looks so cute holding shotguns and rifles while wearing mittens!!!
designing products to accomodate sexual dimorphism is fine, but only if you give the right person the right piece!! the dude clearly has the smaller of the two single mittens. ‘tard.
ha, it seems the bigger glove is for the right hand, meaning the guy is the one that gets to have his dominant hand free, but in the picture the man doesn’t wear the pants in the relationship so he got shafted to the small glove.
“my wife and I would delicately bicker over who gets to have their dominant hand in the single glove. We’d each want our right hand to be free”
I notice from the picture she won that particular dispute.
Looks like she also won the dispute to make that guy wear that ridiculous jacket. She gets to go out wearing nothing but a vest and he has to climb into a purple space suit? Grow some gonads, man!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muff_(handwarmer)
I want one for my pants
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Com’on, that could be used for a very good pick up line…
These mittens were actually in a Asian drama called “Devil Beside You” like 4 years ago. In the drama it had a meaning which was cute but i don’t like the idea outside of that drama
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You gotta be kidding me. thats the dumbest thing I think I have EVER seen!
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My girlfriend knitted something like this herself and gave it to me for Christmas. It’s the most adorable gift I’ve ever been given.
Registered the smitten dot com URL in 1996 and sold them as an $11 Valentine’s Day gag gift. The knockoffs came along around 2001 and went into the “garment” business. They just didn’t get it! The originals still are eleven bucks.
well me ho-friends think they are cute…well… I normally adjust my undercarriage with my right hand, I guess I have to learn to do it with my left :-(
i wonder if i can get one but attach one part to your pants now that’s pure awesomeness
OMG, this mittens are quite cute is that available in Walmart? I gonna need one of those on winter baby.
My bfs mom bought us smittens for christmas (ours look way cooler) and while we only used them once our hands didn’t get sweaty… it was just a problem when he had to smoke
i feel ur pain.. i rly do.
hahaha :D
They are so stupid! Who would wanna walk around looking like that honestly?!