This little object, made by Tenga (and not sold by Muji) is almost certainly not what you think it is. Of course, if you were thinking “self-contained disposable vagina-like environment,” then I beg your pardon. Because that’s exactly what it is.
The Egg appears to be a silicone shell with one of a variety of textures on the inside — I’ll let the manufacturer do the describing:
Three different types of structure.
・ EGG WAVY … PURUPURU stimulation of continuous wave!
・ EGG CLICKER … stimulation of the process often large and small!
・ EGG SPIDER … KUKKIRI produce eye irritation ami!
I can’t think of a better way to put it. If you’re curious how it works, check out the SFW how-to video (very methodical).
[via Trendy Girl and The Frisky]
I’ll never eat an omelet again.
Did I miss something? Is it porn day on CrunchGear?!
Not exactly sure how you got away with posting that, Devin…but thanks for sharing. We can always count on you CG guys sharing the latest in technology. Hilarious :)
I saw this last week at the store.
What store?!?!
Inscription on the Japanese flag: “Never do by hand what you can assign to a gadget”.
:)
thought of buying it at tengatango.com cos they have the best prices for tenga products but have yet to see them advertise this new item there
JT
I think this will make a good companion to the floppy monster.
gotta get me one.