Hey, guys, guess what just came in the mail? The JimmyJane.com Form 6 massager with dual-action for those heard to reach places. I’ll do a full review shortly – WITH PICS! – but here’s a quick unboxing for you all. Note: This is for external use only.










The video is set as private……
fixed
If the main usage intended for this “device” is what I think it is, the message “The video is set as private…” nearly broke my Irony-o-meter.
Thanks :-)
I want one
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CrunchGear has never been so Gizmodo-esque before…
Wait till you see our upcoming lego coverage.
Thanks for wasting my time, please remove these horrible crunchgear links from my techcrunch feed or at least market it as advertising for a crappier blog.
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Hehe… well put.
John, are you from San Francisco? Castro street?
LOL… Arrington’s gone for few days and vibrators are featured n TC… hahah :D
Come on – I can’t believe you published this. What was the value add in this ‘video review’?
Well it’s a gadget that vibrates, i just hope is being used to help the wife when you are tired.
hahahahah
Mr. Biggs,
I am shocked, SHOCKED, at the depths that someone of your journalistic pedigree would sink. Please hand in your decoder ring at the next meeting and henceforth desist from describing yourself as ‘mustached’.
Mr. Chairman
Dude, you’ve got to get out of the house.
I like the color. Looks like it belongs to Barney or Dino.
You mean “inside” Barney? LMAO!
I LOL’d!
Wow John, I could tell how uncomfortable you were, and I was laughing the entire fucking time! Now this is a technology blog!
Nice acting job. You seemed genuinely surprised by it. Didn’t ever once sense that this was a replacement they sent you for the one that broke.
Unless you are going to give a demonstration and more information on it, it’s a waste of time.
At least make it entertaining, do a mashup with a fleshlight, something… Jeez.
I read TC and CG daily and have never posted, however, how could I resist this opportunity to say:
John, I loooooved this video. I love the humor and irony behind this “gadget”. I’d really love it if you could arrange to have this “Massager” sent to me for further ummm “beta testing”. I’d offer a full review of my own with photos, however, I think some things are better left to the imagination of CG rather than its pixels.
We need a size description, and pictures before this review commences.
No love for Fat chicks or girls with triangle boobies!
Are you kidding me? Seriously?
Absolutely pathetic. Get this crap out of the TechCrunch feed.
Hey Mr. Biggs, I don’t know what to think, whether you were enjoying that scene or were you actually unconfortable? and Please can you tell me who did you order that for? I mean i’ve been sent panties hose by mail but a vibrator? I had a nice laught so it was great after all but next time try to relax and make it more entertaining or at least demonstrate on a doll (barbie perhaps?).
I felt really uncomfortable with John Biggs of all people, talking to me about adult vibrating acutramon…. And plus, John seemed excited to use it when he was un-boxing, and once un-boxed… was devastated to know that it didn’t come pre-charged for expedited use.
….don’t forget it needs washed John.
I am pleased you did an unboxing of this product. I think it is awesome that Jimmy Jane has taken the whole world of erotic toys mainstream and in such a classy way. I was in Nordstrom (yes, as in the huge department store) the other day and saw a huge Jimmy Jane display in the lingerie department. That’s just awesome.
It looks like dino from the flinstones.
John, John, John, John….
if you want someone to unbox and describe sex toys pls. contact me.
Meanwhile…
it’s not made of plastic, it’s made of Silicon- VERY IMPORTANT!
and you don’t put it in your “pee-pee” (I think that’s what you said) You put it on a clitoris or inside a vagina or well, other places…
Next time, order from Fun Factory, they have fabulous packaging and I can’t wait to see your face when the free “Toy Fluid” packets fall out of the box.
(And thanks for making sex toys a little more approachable for the masses.)
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I like the color. Looks like it belongs to Barney or Dino.