Oh man. Someone is going to lose their job [life?] over this. The story goes that just after the Cardinals scored their last touchdown, Tucson, AZ Comcast viewers were interrupted with a bit of porn. We’re talking male full frontal swinging in the air nudity here and not just a brief wardrobe malfunction from a few years ago. The peep show continues on for about 10 seconds and ends halfway through the male protagonist’s helicopter impersonation.
So this video is seriously NSFW. It is porn. Okay.
Hilarity, thy name be Superbowl.
We are mortified by last evening’s Super Bowl interruption, and deeply apologize to our customers for the inappropriate programming. We are aggressively investigating the situation including the possibility of foul play.
Thank you!
Frank Eliason
Comcast
We_Can_Help@cable.comcast.com
To heck with mortification! We want more porn!
YES more porn please! at this rate we will won’t be watching the superbowl but rather superporn. Its nice to see that comcast cares for its customers being that this is one of the manliest sport there is, I appreciate comcast thoughtful gesture. But don’t worry comcast providing a little porn has done us no harn, heck even Crunchgear provides us with great entertainment like that on last video of Biggs showing us some toy massager(lucky for us he did not demonstrated it).
Ha, so manly those fat fucks smack each others asses. Hmm, sounds “manly” to me.
Update: Our initial investigation suggests this was an isolated malicious act. We are continuing our investigation to determine how this happened.
See what happens when you are reading Vincenzo as you are typing! It should be ComcastCares!
Wow, I saw reports of this on twitter the moment this occurred from outraged Tucson, AZ comcast subscribers. Sucks that this happened but I’m glad that Frank Eliason (@comcastcares) is working on it… I watch him (Twitter) field Comcast related issues daily.
Cocmast can’t unring a rung bell.. crap, I don’t know what, if anything they can do about this situation.. That was a real lapse in someones responsibilities. Who’s job is it to prevent porn from slipping into a broadcast being viewed by hundreds of millions, including families with children?
EEK!
Wow, um.. full disclosure. The misspelling of Comcast as ‘Cocmast’ was not an attempt by myself to coin a moniker for this unfortunate event… but it does work.. so if you use it, remember it’s Copyright (c) 2009 Vincent Brown
“I’m glad that Frank Eliason (@comcastcares) is working on it…”
Why are you glad? What could FE do, or anyone else for that matter, after the fact?
Mistakes happen.
That is hilarious.
So, Comcast admits it distributes porn; profits from porn.
Nothing wrong with being a purveyor of porn, I watch porn, except when Comcast holds itself out to be holier-than-thou and when it “manages” subscribers Internet connections who by contract, pay for unlimited bandwidth.
Limiting unlimited bandwidth connections and selling porn have nothing to do with each other, I admit except, it all travels over the last mile of pipe and premium package cable subscriptions like porn, are more profitable to Comcast than the simple ISP connection.
Comcast owes me some money, I was not able to see it in Richmond VA. :-)
At least cocmast isn’t sending a bill for 5 bucks and giving out 5 bucks, must have been some premium content that they got for free.
I hope you enjoyed the show!!!!
Evan
Stone
Oh, so thats why my buddy was yelling “WTF, WTF IS THIS!?!” downstairs haha. I was streaming it upsatairs so all i got was a black screen for a moment.
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