The Snuggie Blanket – as seen on TV!!! – is a miracle of modern technology. See, it’s a blanket except it has arm holes. You stick your arms in the aforementioned arm holes and, boom, you’re wearing a Snuggie. Easy as falling in love.
Guess what else? If you order a Snuggie, you get two Snuggies! The whole shebang costs $19.95 plus $7.95 for shipping on the first Snuggie and another $7.95 for shipping on the second Snuggie. That’s where they get you.
You won’t feel ripped off for long, though, because you also get two free book lights! These lights clamp to your book and transform from “not on” mode to “opposite of off” mode. The actual transformation is really cool and will ensure that you read a lot more than usual.
The Snuggie comes in three colors: Burgundy, Royal Blue, or Sage Green.
Pros:
- Cheap!
- Book lights!
- Sorta warm!
Cons:
- You look dumb!
- No back protection!
- Lots of static!
We just had a snow storm in Boston here today so I went outside to see if the Snuggie could replace a winter coat. I found out that “no” it could not. It’s best for indoor use. All of that information (and more) is detailed in the above video. All in all, I like my Snuggie. My wife got it for me as a joke, but the joke’s on her because I wear it all the time and walk around the house looking like some sort of frumpy wizard. She let me have the second Snuggie too.
Snuggie [GetSnuggie.com]
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What if you wear both of the snuggies at once–one correctly, and one backwards–when you’re outdoors? Then you get that back coverage and a little extra arm-warmth.
Fund it!
Or you could just never, ever stand up.
But does it blend?
LOL. See bill maher. The end of humanity is truly near.
Haven’t you heard? Costco has the dual pack Snuggie for $16.00 shipped if you’re not a member!
I’m buying a pair just so that I can take part in the craze that is the Snuggie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y&feature=related
This video really says it all.
Ha! I just got one myself. I don’t like the backless thing either. Brrr.
This whole snuggie craze thing is just retarded. Put a damn robe on backwards. There, there’s your snuggie and I’m a freaking genius…
The fact that the robe can be tied shut and probably has a pocket would actually make it more useful. Also consider an artist’s smock.
I just love the commercial where the moron gets confused trying to get his hand out from under a blanket to get to the remote. “Using your limbs is difficult, but not with a Snuggie!”
“I used to burn myself all the time when I was holding a vat of acid between my legs and wearing a blanket at the same time. But then I got the snuggie, and it changed my life.”
“I find it much easier to defend myself against random ninja attacks with the snuggie. The three seconds it takes to get out from under a blanket feels like a lifetime when trying to dodge a throwing star. But with the snuggie, my ram’s-head blow to the scrotum is ready at a moment’s notice.”
Whoa, hey, easy with the blows to the scrotum.
Doug, you are hysterical. You look like a monk of the blue man group.
@ Video Review: Snuggie Blanket – they have nothing on Kozytoez.com, the most useful blanket of all. I love mine. The website says “It’s a fleece blanket with a foot pocket that folds into a pillow to make it portable and long enough for even the 6″7″ person in your life” I’ve had mine since Christmas and love it. Keeps my feet warm which everyone knows…when your feet are warm your whole body is warm. AND I don’t feel like a monk or an escaped mental patient in a straight jacket! They let you monogram it so my boyfriend can’t take mine!!!
haha, its funny that it appears you’re down some sort of alley way. Didn’t wanna get seen out on the street :P
I don’t see anything wrong with a snuggie. If it looks stupid, then don’t buy one.