Soon I will be unable to walk. It is sad but true. If my inexorable slide into sloth and turpitude continues apace I will become the blogger equivalent of the Baron in Dune, lolling idly on a $7,000 Vichy shower table while my doctor fills my face with infection.
I’m sure someone out there needs this crazy shower bed but it includes a header, radio, and CD player which suggests this is less for the invalid and more for the syphilitic hedonist.
woah, syphilitic hedonist. Painting a pretty picture for us are you!?
That’s weird, my massage therapist has this Vichy Massage Table too. It is really the best massage you can buy. Plus everyone knows that this is not operated by the person laying on the table. It must be operated by a skilled technician. Namely Chloe!