The Illuminati are real, and have removed that proto-iPhone auction from eBay. The auction had been live for a few days before Apple contacted eBay, shutting the auction down before the proto-iPhone made it “out there.” The video was also pulled from YouTube.
Apparently Apple removed a similar auction from eBay last year, so you know it’s someone’s job at Cupertino to troll eBay/blogs looking for unauthorized sales, auctions, etc.
Considering there’s very little else to talk about, here’s a video of a family absolutely killing the final obstacle course in Nickelodeon’s Double Dare.
I got all excited for a minute there and misread “in Nickelodeon’s Double Dare” for “Nick Deleon’s Double Dare”. Your geek street cred would’ve rolled a extra +3, yo.
You can rearrange Nickelodeon to spell Nick Deleon, there’s just an extra O. I still try to act surprised when people tell me that.