Then Blizzard looked at its huge Orc statue, and wept
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by Nicholas Deleon on March 16, 2009

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You’re Blizzard. You develop a little game called Word of Warcraft. You move into a new office building—a sign of your importance—and want to commemorate said action. You hire the dudes responsible for the Lord of the Rings special effects, and tell them, “Make us a big statue of an Orc on his mount, looking sinister.” And they do.

It’s 12 feet tall. It speaks Brazilian Portuguese. (Note: It does not.) Blizzard employees received a small version of it some time ago.

But it’s Horde, and Horde are jerks.

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  • It is horde, and horde are jerks. But it is beautiful. If only they could have afforded an epic battle between an Alliance and Horde much like the cinematic. That would be glorious and cause all to weep in its greatness.

    I want to steal it and put it in my back yard even though Horde are jerks.

  • The brazilian portuguese, even being a joke, it’s a lot of prejudice…

    There are lots of brazilians who read this blog, and I know if one of brazilian blogs says something like this to here, there will be retaliation…

    But, back to the article, it’s too interesting the statue, I really appreciate this kind of “colossal works”…

    • I will understand the Brazilian Portuguese joke like a language that it’s so hard to learn that only brazilians and Orcs could understand. Sorry if it’s a big problem for americans to learn portuguese. Really, you should try it! It’s beautiful and will help you to seduce brazilian girls. ;) .. hahah

      I’m joking. By the way, I’m brazilian and a I like too much Crunchgear. Please, correct if I’m wrong about my interpretation of the joke.

      Please don’t tell me that Brazilian portuguese is a Jerk language like Orcs.

      Cya!

      • Eu também sou brasileiro Rafael, apesar do meu nome não parecer nada brasileiro, eu sou de Roraima e moro no Piauí ;P

        Eu também entendi a piadinha dos Orcs relacionada à dificuldade de aprendizado deles (americanos e estrangeiros per si) em aprender o nosso português, porém, é mais do que sabido que se fizessemos o mesmo, haveria realiação, infelizmente ;/

        Sem contar que, muitos outros idiomas parecem muito mais com idiomas de Orc (orquicos?!?) que o o português… Finlandês, Polonês e vários outros de origem gótica (como o alemão e seus derivados…)

        Enfim, só foi um toque que dei para eles, que qualquer país se sentiria de, uma certa maneira, insultado com uma carga de preconceito (não no sentido que temos no Brasil, mas em sua origem literal) como a que foi imposta…

        Abraços, se quiser me adicionar no msn, seria bacana para discutirmos mais depois ;}

        erickpatrick1988@gmail.com

        Abraços!

        • Hahah ótimo! Desculpa mas não foi minha intensão dar um reply à você e sim comentar, cliquei no link errado, não vi no final da página o Leave Comment. Te adicionei! Abraços!

  • “There is only one language in the world: english. There’s only one country in the world: US of A.” This how the americans think. And because of this, it is not hard to see, they are the most stupid.

    Our hability to see how many other tongues and country are, make us prepare to see different thoughts, different points of view, other opinions. and accept them.

    Call Portuguese a orc language is typical from someone who does not know other cultures, and, by far, do not respect them.

    Sad to see that you stay the same old and blind people from centuries ago, with the same wrong opinions about everything.

    The orc actually is a republican guy who thinks to attack Iraq still is a great idea, while he drives his huge SUV and eat a large portion of fried chiken.

    • Totally agree with you André. The real Orcs are them! Not us! I’m very disappointed with Crunchgear, I’m still waiting for apologies! And think the others too.

  • I didn’t get the joke about Brazilian Portuguese. Maybe it was a very stupid joke or there’s a lot of prejudice in this blog.

    Brazilians most of the time play WoW speaking in English at Ventrilo with american players and they dont even notice. We do a lot of effort to learn your language and what we see it’s that you are so mind closed to learn or even accept other languages.

    That was certainly an unnecessary joke.

  • ive been reading everyones comments and havnt everyone got of subject a little, we are supposed to be talking about the statue not what a ork speaks. P.S. I love the statue, it would be awsome to have a Human Lock on oppisite side charging a shadow bolt or truning into Demon form.

  • ihavenomouthbutimustscream - March 18th, 2009 at 9:29 pm GMT+5

    owh….why dont u brazilian guys just stfu about your language. just enjoy the statue. its people like you who keeps on flaming and being insulted on small things that made the world a worst place to live.

    PS:if u can dish jokes about other races you should be able to accept about yours.

    “There is only one language in the world: english. There’s only one country in the world: US of A.” This how the americans think. And because of this, it is not hard to see, they are the most stupid.” – typical brazilian/ the whole world stereotyping american

    “Call Portuguese a orc language is typical from someone who does not know other cultures, and, by far, do not respect them.” – this is a joke

    PPS: im not an american but i respect the whole world.

    BTW FTW : For the Horde

    • “its people like you who keeps on flaming and being insulted on small things that made the world a worst place to live.

      PS:if u can dish jokes about other races you should be able to accept about yours.”

      I agree with you in the first paragraph, but If it brazilians making jokes about americans and english, probably you will make a lot of critics.

      And the second paragraph, THE WORLD IS NOT DIVIDED BY RACES! Typical argument of a racist person.

      If you want a better world, forget the race thing. Everybody is the same, there are no colors, no races, no nothing! Only human in flesh and bones!

  • Save Iraq! I like people who kills american with a single shot on the head.

    Just a matter of opinion

  • Eduardo Cavaleiro - May 8th, 2009 at 7:48 pm GMT+5

    lol forget those kids here in the comments, I hope you don’t take them as the whole brazilian community , as some people do with americans when there’s some nerd babbling shit about things.

    The portuguese joke was probably about some bulky MMA fighters being brazilian…

    Stupid people are stupid anywhere in the world, we got some proof here in the comments :)

  • woot! Kudos to that Eduardo . . . ppl need to learn to stfu and take a joke . . stupid ppl will remain stupid and ignorant . . i laugh at all jokes bout my ethnicity =)

  • BTW awesome statue

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