A man near Columbus, Ohio got charged with drunk driving after he crashed a lawnmower with a bar stool attached to it. Kyle Wygle told police officers that he drank 15 beers and that his motorized bar stool had a top speed of 38 miles per hour. He was taken to a nearby hospital for minor injuries and has pleaded not guilty to the charge of driving while intoxicated.
A few observations, if I may…
- That is a cool looking vehicle.
- The fact that he drove that thing to a bar is probably why he drank 15 beers. I bet he didn’t pay for a single one. Wouldn’t you buy a beer for the guy that rolled in on a motorized bar stool?
- It needs snow tires for the winter.
I can think of nothing more fitting for an Ohio State fan. . . .
Screw snow tires. Just put some God dern chains on that sun o’ bitch.
Gotta love the little wheels on the back (ala a dragster) to allow for wheelies during max acceleration, but to prevent it from tipping over backwards. Too funny. Seems to be the only ’safety’ feature – anybody notice any brakes?!
Poor design… where’s the cup holders?
I’d certainly buy this guy a drink.
That guy is smart as hell. yet dumb if he got caught. But that’s one cool little doohickey he made there