Looking to spice up your love life? Try this. Light a fire, get some tumblers, and then mix up 2 parts Hennessy, one part Lovage. Once you’re nice and cozy, tell her softly that you want her to spray silver nanoparticle foam in her hoo-hah.
Now, leaving aside the questionable wholesomeness of silver nanoparticles, does this seem like a product you’d trust? Here are the directions from the Chinese manufacturer, Blue Cross Bio-Medical:
1. Shake the pot up and down evenly 4-5 times before sexual intercourse.
2. Insert the small end of leading pole lightly into the soft cap of the pot.
3. Invert the pot and insert the big end of leading pole into the vaginal slowly. It is suitable when the leading pole is of 6-8cm in the vaginal (the length of this leading pole is 9cm ),press the shower nozzle with the forefinger until the foam is squirted and full of vagina (stop pressing it when the vagina mouth is exceeded), then take out the leading pole slowly.
4. Wash the leading pole for more using.
5. Use it in 1-5 minutes before sexual intercourse, and once again after sexual intercourse.
That’s probably the only product you’ll see this week that uses the phrase “full of vagina.” Of course, Apple could still surprise us. The question I have is, where does it go? I mean, obviously it goes down there. What I mean is, where does it go after that? It can’t just disappear. Nanoparticles in my socks I can deal with, but in my lady?
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Oh ya. My wife would go for that…
/sarcasm
stop pressing it when the vagina mouth is exceeded..damnnnnn..btw, what will happen if she won’t shake it evenly???
you didn’t feature this one..
http://www.bcbmcn.com/Products/p_l_01.htm
it is clear, tasteless, water-soluble gel with mild propertides..why would i taste it?!
Someone want to enlighten Mr. Topp? ;)
my bad,hahaha2..just got a lil bit carried away by this product.. ><
Absolutely hilarious find Coldewey. We should hang.
This post really proves that you are all virgins
http://www.advocatesforyouth.org/youth/health/contraceptives/foam.htm
If i suggested that my gf (or any girl for that matter) squirted nanoparticles into her wizards sleeve 5 mins before we get down to business – i can imagine the response it would get, and it wouldn’t be a good one!
God! that’s awesome, it can change the movie industry already…
It could be used in porn movies “i’ll foam you so hard babe”
in spy movies “this poisonous foam is your new equipment mr bonds”,
or in college comedy “I changed his condom foam by polyurethane foam”.
@zea – no, maybe it proves you don’t pay attention in class; have no sense of humor; or are the ‘virgin’ who’s just discovered contraceptive foam, yourself. It’s been around for decades (I’d venture longer than you’ve been alive, judging from your oh-so-intelligent post). Yes, DECADES. That’s not news. The point to this article isn’t that it’s foam in your vagina, it’s NANOPARTICLES (short leap to nanobots) in your vagina. And yes, foam contraceptives in general ARE safe to ingest and some are quite tasty. This one, however, I wouldn’t want near any part of my body, especially one without an escape hatch.
Umm..I think I’ll pass on this one!