Sweet spreadsheet grill eliminates BBQ turf disputes
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by Devin Coldewey on April 17, 2009

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Here in Seattle, whenever we have barbecues (yes, make a rain joke, but I had one on the beach a week ago), we tend to have vegetarians present. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Some of my best friends are vegetarians. It’s just that we have to be careful in parsing out the grill space, so no one gets pig matter on their birdseed burger. And it doesn’t always work out. This amazing invention, possibly the greatest of all time, eliminates that problem entirely. Veggies A1 through C18! What can I say, I guess I just Excel at cooking outdoors!

Okay, that was uncalled-for. But puns are just in my nature, boys and grills.

Unfortunately, it’s just a concept right now. But you better believe we’ll let you know the second this thing goes real. Of course, you could always fabricate one. Of course, then you’d be cooking with brass.

[via Neatorama]

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  • I’ve never understood why some vegetarian’s freak out if their stuff just touches meat. I mean so what! Doesn’t make the cow any more dead!

    • Let me preface this by saying I am certainly not a vegetarian. Life without bacon to me is just inconceivable. Now that said, I know a few vegans who see eating meat as barbaric and repulsive, I have one particular friend who sees eating a steak no worse that cannibalism.

      My point is not to say that vegetarians are crazy (although plenty are) but that we have to realize to a lot of them meat is physically repulsive and therefore meat touching their food would probably ruin an otherwise good meal.

    • Actually, the last thing I want to think about is the office when at a barbeque, so unfortunately every time I had to look at the thing I would burst out screaming and crying. But at least I would be organized.

  • John

    what do you thino of my idea?

    Do we need a new word for reading online on a screen VS reading text on paper?

    DANNY BLOOM

  • john click on my name here to see my blog….i am trying to start a glboal discussion of th need for a bnew weord foir reading ponline VS reading on paper. the time has come….I have told John Markoff about this he said Hmmmmmmmm. I have told David Pogue and James fallows and Jason Pontin too. GOOGLE this theme: “reading online versus reading on paper”

    danny bloom in Taiwan
    Tufts 1971

  • and email me back….i am waiting

    danny

    John

    what do you thino of my idea?

    Do we need a new word for reading online on a screen VS reading text on paper?

    DANNY BLOOM

  • That’s so funny, can think of at least 3 people (in the UK) who I could buy this for!

  • The new word for reading online instead of on paper is Skrunk

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