Its a towel you wear. But its not a robe. It’s not even a towel with fasteners. Its a $19.95 wearable towel and it means the end of this whole thing we call blogging.
Scientists have been postulating that once we reach the absolute conjunction of the Snuggie and the humping-dog-USB-dongle the Internet as a news medium will collapse upon itself like a dried out orange. The resulting event horizon will pull all bloggers into the depths of space while traditional news media will regain the respect they lost over the past decade.
It was honestly nice working with you all. Goodbye.
Best writing on Crunchgear. Ever.
This will certainly ruin all future toga parties. No more traditional bed sheets. A sad day indeed.
haha great comment
Somewhere up there, Douglas Adams is smiling.
Great for the last minute toga party.
Posts like this, Crunchgear, is why you will always reside in my “Must Read” folder in Reader. You made my afternoon.
I tell ya’ what.
Best advertised use for this product is taking the baby out of the bath.
I really could have used this not too long ao.
Call me crazy but this thing actually looks pretty awesome. Sure you could just cut a hole in your own towel, but this is a bit nicer.
crazy.
That’s not nice :(
Absolutely hilarious.
This is amazing!
i need one
so long chumzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
It’s the perfect gift for those times when you want to send a gift that says, “I hate you…I really f’in hate you.”
Funny blog post about the wearable towel on freedomhaters.org. on how it’s such a ripoff of The Snuggie, right down to their TV commercial
Read the funny Wearable Towel blog here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/not-so-fast-wearable-towel
They talk about this bog on email wire,
http://www.emailwire.com/release/22837-Blanket-w-Sleeves-vs-Towel-w-Arm-Openings-.html