Do you love weiner dogs? Like REALLY love them? Don’t just say you love them to impress the internet.

If you really, really love weiner dogs, you should drop $13 on these Weiner Dog Ear Buds from Patina. I won’t say anything if I see you wearing them. I’ll just assume that you’re seriously in love with weiner dogs. To assume would make an ass of you and me, whilst wearing these would just make an ass of you. Unless, of course, you really, really love weiner dogs. In that case, weiner dog ear buds are only logical.

Weiner Dog Ear Buds [Patina via Nerd Approved]