Can’t find your way out of a paper bag? Poke a hole in said bag with your finger and then tear it open and step out. Simps, done.

Can’t find your way around town? You can get a refurbished Magellan GPS unit for $50 with free shipping, which is a good price since the entire GPS infrastructure is apparently about to crumble in the next year or so. You don’t want to sink too much money into a GPS system, if that’s the case.

Wild, rampant, sensational news aside, the Magellan Maestro 3140 GPS unit features a 3.5-inch touchscreen, SiRF Star III chipset, text-to-speech turn-by-turn directions, Bluetooth, AAA travel data, and maps of all 50 states and Puerto Rico.

It’s been refurbished by, and carries a warranty from, Magellan although the warranty period isn’t specified. I’d guess it’s 90 days, though, as is customary with most refurbished GPS units.

Magellan Maestro 3140 GPS [Adorama via dealnews]