Remember the contest that worth1000 held last year for rejected Transformers robots? Well, it looks like one of those rejected bots will actually be making an appearance in the upcoming Transformers sequel. Sources close to the film have confirmed with CrunchGear that a Dyson vacuum will make an appearance during the film. We realize there have been screenings in Asia, but not in the US and there has been no mention of such quirky bots.
The Dyson Autobot/Decepticon (it’s unclear which side the “never loses suction” vacuum will take) will make a brief appearance during a scene when Sam drops a shard of the Cube in his house resulting in hilarity and chaos. Our source was unable to provide an image or model, but we think it’ll look something like StupidFolk’s rendition from the worth1000 contest.











That’s a fun picture and it’s always funny when real life imitates art. But was the “Megan Fox sucks cocks” implication at the end of the article necessary at all?
While it’s meant to be a simple joke, it’s remarkably misogynistic.
I’m glad you edited it out Peter.
Seeing ““What I want to know is who has better suction: Megan Fox or a Dyson vacuum?” in a Crunchgear article was surprising.
It’s just a joke. Calm down.
Peter Ha, you’re an pig, not a comedian, nice edit but google cache caught it.
Go screw yourself, loser. Enjoy being either single or with a woman who will always remain unhappy or ignorant.
Haha! Big words from “Anon”
Meh. Stop hatin’ on. It was a good joke. If you think Megan Fox is in that movie because of her acting skills you really need to get a grip.
So what you are implying is that she was only chosen to star in Transformers, not because she is beautiful, but because she sucked someone’s cock? Classy.
I liked it better when the last line was “What I want to know is who has better suction: Megan Fox or a Dyson vacuum?”
Why did you edit it out? Cave to the bloggers?
Haha, awesome joke, too bad the carebears made you take it down.
damn, you hard-liners need to chill the hell out. “OMG THERE’S SEXUAL INNUENDO IN THIS ARTICLE” is no reason to damn someone to an eternity of loneliness…you see waaaaay worse shit on basic cable. jeez.
Agreed. The joke was hilarious. Should have left it up.
“What I want to know is who has better suction: Megan Fox or a Dyson vacuum?”
This is internet, I am disappoint.
That’s MY entry! AWESOME!