First, let me say the movie “Robo-geisha” is for real (see the imdb entry). Second, I rarely use the word “weird” when I blog about Japanese stuff, but the trailer for this film is weird (and thankfully in English). And third, the trailer is NSFW and definitely not suitable for children.
I have no idea what Robo-geisha is about, that’s why I quote from the trailer: “Geisha is Japanese girl. Geisha is beautiful and wild. Geisha is robot!!”.
The movie also has samurai robots, a geisha robot army, school girl fembots and even “castle robots” in it.
Just have a look for your self in the official trailer below.
ooh god no!
I didnt know buildings bled in Japan.
…What did I just watch?
fried shrimp and bust machine guns?
I’d watch just to see how they packed all that into one movie.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot…
oh no way, you guys read digg? thats awesome!
Shoo-in for Best Picture Oscar®.
im in vegas right now and i am here celebrating the wifes birthday. I am currently in the hotel room and tethering on my laptop via my moto Q9C and I just want to say WTF i think I just got a glimpse into the future of the united states of america. WTF that trailer was FRIGGIN GAYISHA!
WTF? I want my 2 minutes and 25 seconds back. NOW!!!
Why? That…was an acid trip in a salvadore dali painting with a kung fu switch.
death by fried shrimp.
Wow.
Woooooooow. When does life get THAT crazy?
Bring it. HA!
Gentle Viewer,
What you have just seen is not that surprising, infact it was eventually bound to happen. After spending three years in Kyoto Japan and other areasof those far off magical islands, I witnessed briefly the beauty, mystery, and charm that these artful hostesses posess. It was only a matter of time before they too were thrown to the wolves of media hype, bad movies, and ‘B’ rated cinema. Even within our own culture we have witnessed what we thought was beyond reproach being dragged down into the depths of the common, trashy, and stereotypical. It is a hard and often depressing lesson to learn in life…”there is nothing holy” (nothing that humans have created that does not become grist for the mill of mediocrity and bad taste). But at least we can laugh at it.
Be sure to catch the upcoming sequal: “robo-hello-kitty”….coming to a theatre near you…now, run for your lives!!!! It IS ROBO-GEISHA!!!—AAHHH!!!
You wrote this entire paragraph just to tell us you have been to Japan didn’t you?
Then you should know they excelled in “media hype, bad movies, and ‘B’ rated cinema” decades ago.
three words…… awesome
Like many movies…not to be viewed while taking magic mushrooms.
Santa Fean, you mean “not to be viewed while NOT taking magic mushrooms”.
Geisha Missile… any one remember Aphrodite A from the Tranzor Z cartoon?
cocaine is a hell of a drug