Behold the world’s first USB-powered chainsaw. Available now for pre-order from USBChainsaw.com, the i.Saw is the size of a standard computer keyboard and features “zero startup time” while “Patent-pending technology allows for an unparalleled distribution of power.”
The above video shows the chainsaw in action, although you may notice that all of the actual cutting is handled by a quick closeup of chainsaw teeth. Fake? Probably. If it’s not fake, though, it’s a brilliant feat of engineering.
Most signs — no way to actually lay money down for a pre-order, overambitious use of jargon, shady promo video — point to fake, unfortunately. Our resident handyman, Matt Burns, will be disappointed.
This is gonna take office pranks to a whole new level…
So wrong…for so many reasons.
“Cuts through any co-worker!”
Steer way clear of the guy with this in his cubicle. Odds are he is going to snap one day. Just watch for him adding USB extension cables to it then you will know it is time to call in or go home sick.