If you find that the arduous task of keeping yourself sufficiently caffeinated all day long has gotten to be too much for you to handle, help is in sight. ThinkGeek is now selling “Time Release Caffeine Capsules” — each of which slowly dole out 200 milligrams of caffeine over the course of an eight hour day.
With the average cup of coffee containing about 80 milligrams, the time-release capsules flood your bloodstream with the equivalent of 2.5 cups so, clearly, you’ll want to take 8 to 10 capsules at a time, am I right? AM I RIGHT?!!!
AM I F&%@ING RIGHT?!!!! ANSWER ME!!! Man, my heart is racing. Everything’s moving in slow motion! I can see Juan Valdez — he looks glorious!
You get 12 capsules per package and each package costs $8.99 plus shipping. So pick these up along with the Nixie Tubes, and you’re all set to buzz around like a hummingbird.
Time Release Caffeine Capsules [ThinkGeek]
Beats sipping coffee all day in the summer heat.
This is pretty dangerous stuff. Imagine students going crazy off this and constantly ingesting it during class.
This is actually the safest caffeine product I have taken. First of all it is natural, second the caffeine is released gradually, third of all the effect lasts all day. it is actually safer than coffee because it is lighter on the stomach as well.
Albert, you fool. This stuff is awesome! Its so useful for getting ripped before working out and impressing girls at the gym.
That’s right Albert! For god’s sake think about the children!!!
Doesn’t seems really organically, but tell me who doesn’t want to try?