I could really use this. I find that the asxphyixiation induced by heavy workouts can – and does – improve sexual response. Therefore as I browse GrannyLovers.org – the world’s only open-souce granny resource – I can use this Web Cycle to boost my throughput and improve my good time.

The cycle was created by Matt Gray and Tom Scott and uses a janky exercise bike and an Arduino board. The input from the cycle connects to a laptop running Ubuntu and wondershaper.

Obviously this isn’t quite a real product but I suspect Nintendo will have something like this in the next few years. They’ll call it the Wii Cycle and it will tell you that you ride too slow and that you are fat.